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Marissa D · Mar 22, 2017

"Cause and effect" can appear in writing as "scene and sequel."

Nymtoc · Mar 22, 2017

Sequel to a bad marriage can appear as "divorce."

M.S. Wiggins · Mar 22, 2017

Sequel me this and infinity me that, who’s afraid of the endless, contiguous, and redundant black bat?

Southpaw · Mar 22, 2017

Divorce me at your own peril.

or

Bat your eyelashes at me at your own peril.

armydillo978 · Mar 22, 2017

Peril is a sign of warning or an ass kicking waiting to happen.

Nymtoc · Mar 22, 2017

Happen today or tomorrow or the next day or maybe never--it's called suspense.

possiblerobot · Mar 22, 2017

Suspense is an integral part of a mystery.

Southpaw · Mar 23, 2017

Mystery is a part of life.

armydillo978 · Mar 23, 2017

Life is a struggle....unless you have money and privilege.

possiblerobot · Mar 23, 2017

Privilege often comes with responsibility.

Nymtoc · Mar 23, 2017

Responsibility should be learned in childhood, but often it is not.

M.S. Wiggins · Mar 23, 2017

Not that I agree in any most-rebellious way, shape, or form, but have you heard about this insane concept of ‘Untoward Generation’?

Southpaw · Mar 24, 2017

Generation 2.0 will be out tomorrow.

possiblerobot · Mar 24, 2017

Tomorrow will come, just like it did today and yesterday.

Nymtoc · Mar 24, 2017

Yesterday love was such an easy game to play. ©

Southpaw · Mar 24, 2017

Play with gators at your own risk.

possiblerobot · Mar 24, 2017

Risk is a board game I wish to experience.

Nymtoc · Mar 24, 2017

Experience is the best teacher.

Matera the Mad · Mar 24, 2017

"Teacher, may I be excused to go to the bathroom?"

Nymtoc · Mar 24, 2017

Bathroom assigned to one gender may not be entered by an individual of another gender when the individual of another gender is pretending to belong to the first gender whether in attire voice personality or other attributes that might confuse other individuals viewing the individual of the first and second genders regardless of appearance or presumed gender that does not in all details accord with the gender on the individual's birth certificate.

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M.S. Wiggins · Mar 25, 2017

Certificate of Colossal Sentences award goes to Nymtoc, who earned it with seventy-two words of hotbed political diatribe and zero commas.

Nymtoc · Mar 25, 2017

Commas are the most misused punctuation marks.

Matera the Mad · Mar 25, 2017

Marks on the case indicated that the phone had been tampered with.

oneblindmouse · Mar 26, 2017

With that said, Matera retired to bed.

Nymtoc · Mar 26, 2017

Bed of roses life is not.

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