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Nymtoc · Mar 11, 2017

Ago, long ago, the earth was inhabited by giants.

M.S. Wiggins · Mar 13, 2017

Giants, soon after long ago, made the fatal mistake of underestimating the extinction-level-causing tenacity of Homo (un)sapiens.

possiblerobot · Mar 14, 2017

Sapiens of the Homo genus have ruled the planet for some time now.

Nymtoc · Mar 14, 2017

"Now" is nothing but a blip on the cosmic calendar, considering that the universe is 13.8 billion years old.

possiblerobot · Mar 14, 2017

"Old" is a relative term.

Nymtoc · Mar 14, 2017

Term limits on members of the House of Representatives are a good idea.

Southpaw · Mar 15, 2017

Idea for selling book: write one first.

Nymtoc · Mar 15, 2017

First one to answer this post gets a prize!*

*What kind of prize? Don't ask.

armydillo978 · Mar 15, 2017

Prize pony was "Pink Purple" at the last Florida Derby.

Nymtoc · Mar 15, 2017

Derby hats, as they are called in the US, are the same as bowler hats, as they are called in the UK, but whatever you call them, you don't see men wearing them much these days.

possiblerobot · Mar 16, 2017

Days at work seem longer than days where you get to have fun.

Nymtoc · Mar 16, 2017

Fun is something most people enjoy having.

Matera the Mad · Mar 16, 2017

Having a good time means different things to different people.

possiblerobot · Mar 17, 2017

People generally enjoy being with people they like

Nymtoc · Mar 17, 2017

Like it or not, this is a forum for people who write, or at least say they do.

possiblerobot · Mar 17, 2017

"Do or do not, there is no try," was said by Yoda.

armydillo978 · Mar 18, 2017

Yoda was an ineffective master for Count Douku, the Sith apprentice.

Nymtoc · Mar 18, 2017

Apprentice writer wanted to write my books and stories for me--on which I will put my name--but you will get plenty of coffee and donuts. :animal

armydillo978 · Mar 18, 2017

Donuts from Golden Donuts are sooooooooo very delicous, but bad for my fat waistline.

possiblerobot · Mar 19, 2017

Waistline Watchers sounds like a terrible name for a dieting service.

Jason · Mar 19, 2017

Service industries are losing the concept of delivering service with a smile.

armydillo978 · Mar 19, 2017

Smile as the day comes to an end, and you can go home.

possiblerobot · Mar 19, 2017

Home is where the heat is, as many sentimental people say.

Southpaw · Mar 20, 2017

Say, what is that you're eating?

M.S. Wiggins · Mar 20, 2017

Eating sentimental people is probably a one-way ticket to hell.

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