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armydillo978 · Oct 13, 2013

Matter? The substance of planets and peanuts alike.

Nymtoc · Oct 14, 2013

Alike as two peas in a pod in appearance, the sisters were radically different in temperament.

Robbert · Oct 15, 2013

"Temperament" traces its origin back to Latin: temperare means to mix.

Zig Bigfoot · Oct 15, 2013

Mix tapes? Who makes mix tapes anymore?

Nymtoc · Oct 15, 2013

Any more interlopers in this thread, and I may mutiny!

Steve Coate · Oct 15, 2013

Mutiny is the best policy when the captain believes he is sailing the high plains.

armydillo978 · Oct 15, 2013

Plains....again. The drifter grimaced, chewed the end of his cigarello and spat onto the ground. A few trees would be nice, for a change.

jaus tail · Oct 17, 2013

"Change your wife if you want a promotion," suggested the psychic.

Nymtoc · Oct 17, 2013

Psychic phenomena are often the product of a credulous imagination.

Lavern08 · Oct 18, 2013

Imagination (in the hands of an evil person) can sometimes be dangerous.

Zig Bigfoot · Oct 18, 2013

Dangerous imagination can be a real asset to a writer.

Nymtoc · Oct 18, 2013

"Writer" is a title many people assign themselves without knowing diddly about what it takes to be one.

Steve Coate · Oct 18, 2013

One time, at Quidditch camp, Ralphie flew into a rage and snapped all the brooms in half.

Nymtoc · Oct 18, 2013

Half a loaf isn't very tasty if it's moldy.

BC11 · Oct 19, 2013

"Moldy" is underlined with red squiggles by my British English spell checker.

Nymtoc · Oct 19, 2013

"Check 'er out," Sam said as the silicone-enhanced blonde entered, attracting every man's eyes in the bar.

CDSinex · Oct 19, 2013

Bar the door, Katy. I think they're coming back.

BC11 · Oct 20, 2013

"Back against the wall, you filthy little Mudblood," wheezed Draco Malfoy phlegmatically, but before he knew it Crookshanks had spun his bottlebrush tail, disarming the dark wizard before Hermione could say, "Expelliarmus!"

Nymtoc · Oct 20, 2013

"Expelliarmus!" shouted BC11, and the editor's red pencil flew into the air, unable to change even a comma.

jaus tail · Oct 21, 2013

"Comma was what his mother towards our affair, until I put a full stop on her age," said Dilemma as she advised her sister how to get rid of her mother in law.

Zig Bigfoot · Oct 21, 2013

Law is a spider web through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.

CDSinex · Oct 21, 2013

Caught in his own web of deceit, he was finally forced to confess.

Nymtoc · Oct 21, 2013

Confess your sins now, or prepare yourself for the rack.

shakeysix · Oct 21, 2013

Rack on a buck and rack on a chick: two entirely different things ending in K.

Jehhillenberg · Oct 21, 2013

"K" as a sole response when texting can be irritating.

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Practical experience FTW

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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Possibly related to R2-D2

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