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Robbert · Apr 19, 2013

Away on leave, she texted her hubby back home: 'Lucky you, food & weather r both crap, xxx'

CDSinex · Apr 19, 2013

XXX Beer by Molson has a 7.3% alcohol content which is higher than most.

Liralen · Apr 19, 2013

"Most of 'em turned out to be douchecanoes," she admitted, "proving that my taste in men is, at best, dubious."

Nymtoc · Apr 19, 2013

Dubious remarks will be carefully screened by the AW Morals Commitee before they are allowed to be posted in any of these threads, starting now. :snoopy:

Liralen · Apr 19, 2013

Now why would they do that -- they haven't specified which sort of morals, and besides, when has a committee ever accomplished anything other than to generate confusion and establish credible deniability?

CDSinex · Apr 22, 2013

Deniability, plausible or otherwise, is a ruse often used to deflect culpability by government bureaucrats.

Liralen · Apr 23, 2013

Bureaucrats and lobbyists belong to the same verminous, parasitical genus.

Nymtoc · Apr 24, 2013

Genus is the opposite of idiot, and it refers to someone who is really, really super-smart and--oh, you're talking about something else? Never mind.

CDSinex · Apr 24, 2013

"Mind your manners," the moderator warned.

Lavern08 · Apr 24, 2013

The Moderator warned Robbert about his constant use of the word crap.

CDSinex · Apr 24, 2013

Crap, you can't use that word on this thread anymore?

shakeysix · Apr 24, 2013

Anymore crap from you, Sinex?

Nymtoc · Apr 24, 2013

Sinex keeps crying in his beer about the weather in the Pacific Northwest, so why doesn't he move somewhere else like--oh, I don't know--Kansas?

shakeysix · Apr 24, 2013

Kansas is so windy because Oklahoma sucks.

Defos · Apr 24, 2013

"Sucks hard and likes to bite," said Geof pulling the carp from the hook.

Liralen · Apr 24, 2013

"Hook never touched me," he bragged, "but that left jab sure caught me cold," he continued, chagrined as he explained how he got cold-cocked.

Nymtoc · Apr 25, 2013

Cold-cocked, pummeled, bashed, battered, belted, clouted, clubbed, crushed, cudgeled, flogged, hammered, knocked, mashed, mauled, pelted, pounded, punched, rammed, slugged, smacked, struck, swatted, thrashed, trounced, walloped and whammed, he still managed to make it to the party last night in fairly good shape.

Drachen Jager · Apr 25, 2013

"Shape up or ship out, you lilly-livered landlubbers!"

Robbert · Apr 25, 2013

Landlubbers are no different from insular village folk.

Defos · Apr 25, 2013

Folk songs are a jolly affair, providing they are not sung by strange hobitses trying to steal my ring!

Nymtoc · Apr 25, 2013

"Ring Dem Bells" is the first episode of the eighth series of the British comedy series Dad's Army, originally broadcast on September 5th, 1975, with location filming in Norfolk and studio scenes recorded at BBC Television Centre at White City, in West London.

Komnena · Apr 26, 2013

London is popular with tourists.

Lavern08 · Apr 26, 2013

Popular with tourist, The World's Biggest Shoe is closed for repair.

Nymtoc · Apr 26, 2013

Repair bills can run so high that it is often cheaper to junk your malfunctioning item and buy a new one.

oneblindmouse · Apr 26, 2013

One of these days, Nymtoc's avatar is going to turn white overnight with shock.

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