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druid12000 · Dec 27, 2012

The Feds arrived at the address the informant gave, only to find a bare parking lot.

Nymtoc · Dec 27, 2012

Lot said, "Listen, baby, I'll say it one more time, I've gotten word from above, and if you turn and look back, you'll turn into a pillar of salt."

druid12000 · Dec 27, 2012

"Salt?" Barry said incredulously, "You got me salt for Christmas?!" he exclaimed at a somewhat higher decibel.

WriterWho · Dec 28, 2012

Decibel levels near headache inducing, she jerked open her son's door, shouting over the music, "Turn that down!"

Nymtoc · Dec 28, 2012

Down Lovers Lane they wandered, not realizing there was a cliff at the end.

shakeysix · Dec 28, 2012

Clff, at the end of his wits, was holding a loaded revolver.

Nymtoc · Dec 28, 2012

"Revolver" is the Beatles' seventh studio album.

CDSinex · Dec 28, 2012

Album covers, shrunk to fit in CD cases, are not as impressive as they once were.

WriterWho · Dec 28, 2012

"Were you thinking of me?" the Boogeyman whispered against the shivering woman's ear.

Nymtoc · Dec 28, 2012

Ear wax can be annoying.

Snowstorm · Dec 28, 2012

Annoying children and adults should be banned from all public places!

WriterWho · Dec 28, 2012

Places indicated with small name cards, everyone sat at the table without bickering.

Chancelet · Dec 28, 2012

Bickering children are the bane of my existence.

druid12000 · Dec 28, 2012

"Existence is futile," the new Borg stated. "No, no, no! It's, Resistance is futile, you moron!" shouted the Borg Queen.

Zeddo · Dec 28, 2012

"Queen of the Valance Drapery" was how the neighborhood seamstress described herself.

Nymtoc · Dec 29, 2012

Herself, she didn't mind the odor, and she couldn't understand why others stayed away.

WriterWho · Dec 29, 2012

Away to another life, one of love and tenderness, the aged assassin had once dreamt.

Liralen · Dec 29, 2012

"Dreamt of that wench back in port, eh sailor," goaded the captain, "that explains the wet blotch on yer breeches."

Zeddo · Dec 29, 2012

"Breeches" and "Britches" both describe types of pants.

Liralen · Dec 29, 2012

Pants down around his ankles, he was confused; he couldn't recall whether he was coming or going.

druid12000 · Dec 29, 2012

"Going for a run, babe!" Gary shouted to his wife as he opened the door. He trotted toward the sidewalk for several moments before he noticed the limousine parked by the curb.

Liralen · Dec 29, 2012

"Curb service" took on a whole different meaning at this truck stop.

druid12000 · Dec 29, 2012

"Stop the presses!" Liam shouted as he ran into the editor's office. Unfortunately, the door was closed and Liam was knocked unconscious by the impact.

Robbert · Dec 30, 2012

Impact drills can be bought for as little as £ 39,95.

Nymtoc · Dec 30, 2012

"$39.95 is too much for a peppermint mocha," he told the counter person at Starbucks.

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You're out of your tree...

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Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue

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Practical experience FTW

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