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Ones complement [math. / comp.] is one of the few ways to represent negative numbers.

numbers don't lie; negative numbers are brutally candid.

Candid Camera was fun to watch.

watch and clock are the same noun in spanish: reloj.

reloj means timepiece in English.

English as a Second Language is an educational concept that allows a student from a non English speaking home to hold on to his native language while learning English.

English is spoken incorrectly by about 98% of native English speakers.

Speakers of English as L1 have lost ownership to the far larger ESL camp. The Internet as a mass medium has and will continue to have a significant impact* on the English language.



*google David Crystal

english language outta be pure, grammatickly sound and spoken through the nose with a twng, like we does it in kansas.

Kansas--what's the matter with it?

It was bleeding, now it just lies there all pale and googly -eyed.

Googly-eyed farmers are the indigenous people of Kansas.

Kansas is where Dorothy started out and ended up.

'Up yours' is foul language.

Language is constantly changing.

changing babies seems to be in this lucky grammy's past.

Past the mountains the race is easy.

"Easy come, easy go" is not a sentence, yet it is understood as if it were.

Were is one the few remains of the subjunctive in Modern English.

English is spoken in Great Britain and the United States.

States are countries where English may or may not be the official language.

Language, as we understand the word, is used on this planet only by humans.

Humans (young children) accomplish a feat science has not found the answer to: Mastering a language.

Language can lead to heated arguments about, for example, the use of the subjunctive.

Subjunctive moods in the Romance languages are a mystery to me.