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Lobster is a treat best enjoyed with drawn butter and plenty of napkins.
 

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Napkins of the sanitary female variety were never discarded at Dracula's castle, but later used as tea bags.
 

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Bags like dilapidated fungal growths under his eyes, Woof vowed never to do a NaNoWrMo sans sleep or caffiene.
 

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Caffeine and minnows were Heron's staple diet, without which she could not write a word.
 

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World acclaim has Oneblindmouse, alias Stevie, banging away at her keyboard in lieu of a piano, but where Oh where are those platinum records?
 

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Records and videos of oneblindmouse singing I Just Called To Say I Love You in the nude are available on the internet.
 

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Evil lurks in the hearts of men, and has also been known to dwell further south.
 

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States of fear and dread are caused by your imagination, which tells you that although you know there's really nothing hiding in your closet, you can still feel it looking at you.
 

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You lousy, rotten, good-for-nothing goddamned bastard!
 

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Tomfoolery is only allowed in the Silly Friday thread.
 

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"Thread holds together the fibers of reality, and spider webs hold together each slender thread," said Waldo, trying to sound poetic.

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Poetic haiku (HA!) is extremely enjoyable to read, and to write, when properly executed.
 

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Executed For Beginning Mindless Game Threads That Have Destroyed More Than One Serious Writer's New Year's Resolution To Actually Write Something Tangible: reads Woof's tombstone.
 

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"Published" by a company in Maryland, the young writer soon began to fear that her work would never actually get the chance it deserved.