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Goals in ice hockey are worth one point.

Point the way, and thousands will follow.

Follow me on my hashtag shopping frenzy hashtag.

"Hashtag. The normal daily breakfast side for the computer youth." Said Cliff Claven with a knowing tone to his voice. "They get them at McDonald's, but you have to specially ask for them."

"Them Demycrats," said Clem, spitting tobacco juice on the floor. "They's gonna turn this country inta Commanist Russia."

Russia doesn't use napkins, but soviets.

"Soviets? Nyet, no more. Ve are Russians!"

Russians drink vodka and sing "Эй, ухнем!" all day long.

Long Dong had a lengthy career in the Chinese Satirists Porno Collective.

Collective farms usually break down when farmers argue over the ownership of a cow or a hog.

Hog the ball was a Southern man pig who never passed.

Passed out was Nymtoc after he got to the Pig Prom with his date.

"Date pudding I made for him, and what do you think he did, he spent half the night at Miss Trudy's, and you know what goes on at her place, so well, he was a stinkin', droolin' mess when he got home at four in the mornin', and I said to Dolly O'Rourke, I did, I said, 'If that man comes home late one more night, I'm leavin' him for good,' and it's true, because that I am, as God is my witness, because I've taken just about all a person can take after fifteen years--fifteen years, that's a third o' me life, and why should I spend the next fifteen cookin' and sweepin' up and lookin' after a waste of space who comes home pickled and won't even help me wash the dishes, I ask you, do you think that's fair, and is there anybody in this world who would think it was fair, 'cos women weren't put on this earth to tend after men every minute of the night and day, like they were the King of Roosia, which they definitely are not, so that's the way I feel, and now I've got some cleanin' up to do after the bleeder came home rough as a badger's arse and threw up all over the bedroom--the bedroom, mind you, not just the loo, but the whole bedroom, and all right, I'll let you go now, I know you have work to do, too, Dearie."

"Dearie, ye need to switch to decaf."

"Decaf? What in the hell's is thot?" Said Dolly O'Rourke. "Woman, ar ya trying to be the death o me?"

Disorder in his room mirrored the disorder in his mind.

Gutter astronomers see more when they read Wilde.

Wilde beastes lurke at the ende of yonder rainbowe--Beware!

BEWARE!. It was a simple, but clear sign that hung above Nymtoc's toilet.

Toilet training takes a good deal longer for those with constipated personalities.

Personalities from around the world, including drug addicts and con artists, meet once yearly in Cannes.

Recognition is sought by many for its own sake.