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HarryHoskins · May 21, 2011

Dingo is not an acceptable winning call unless you have a severe cold.

parumpdragon · May 21, 2011

Cold weather is never a welcome presence in any place.

CDSinex · May 21, 2011

Place the forks from the outside in, in the order of use.

HarryHoskins · May 21, 2011

'Use me.' Said the toilet paper with low self esteem.

Komnena · May 22, 2011

Esteem is a good thing.

HarryHoskins · May 22, 2011

Thing songs are sung by people with lisps.

parumpdragon · May 22, 2011

Lisps are hard to cope with or even overcome, but for Harry, nothing is impossible.

shakeysix · May 22, 2011

impossible dreams made a certain gentleman of la mancha loco.

Nymtoc · May 22, 2011

Loco members of AW should be treated kindly, for they cannot do anything about their affliction.

HarryHoskins · May 22, 2011

Affliction is an early 20th century term for a non-factual, motion picture.

Nymtoc · May 22, 2011

Picture me upon your knee.

Komnena · May 22, 2011

Knee or not to knee, that is the question.

Nymtoc · May 22, 2011

Question everything Komnena tells you.

Fallen · May 22, 2011

So, you like to question everything, huh, Nymtoc?

defcon6000 · May 23, 2011

Nymtoc can't help but to question everything, because the invisible ninjas told him to.

shakeysix · May 23, 2011

To be or not to be, that is the question.

Lavern08 · May 23, 2011

Question me once, shame on you. Question me twice, shame on the AFLAC duck.

shakeysix · May 23, 2011

the AFLAC duck owes me some $!

Komnena · May 23, 2011

$ can be hard to come by.

Nymtoc · May 23, 2011

By hook or by crook, I will see my book rise to the top of the best-seller list.

HarryHoskins · May 23, 2011

List all the things you want to do before you die and then go and get another beer.

defcon6000 · May 23, 2011

Beer is nasty, why would you drink that?

HarryHoskins · May 23, 2011

That which is fizzy and alcoholic is better tasting when ones brain is not in a vat.

defcon6000 · May 23, 2011

[A] Vat is a perfectly good place to store your brain in.

Komnena · May 23, 2011

In Reality was a noted racehorse.