Last goes first:

"Way too many bees!" Nymtoc shrieked, as he jumped into the lake, desperately trying to avoid the swarm.

"Swarm over here, my lovelies", he called, "and let me get my hands on your honey!"

Honey gets its sweetness from the monosaccharides fructose and glucose and has approximately the same relative sweetness as that of granulated sugar--in other words 97% of the sweetness of sucrose, a disaccharide.

"Curl it," he said to the barber, "and maybe they won't notice the bald spot."

Pterodactyls invaded my airspace, and that's the only reason I was using my antiaircraft gun last night.

"Naked came you into the world," the prophet thundered, "but check these Calvin Klein body stretch low rise trunks, which I'm making available at only twenty-two-ninety-five, and I think you'll agree you'll look much better wearing them on your way out."

Zit okay if I crash at your place tonight?

Towels are available at the entrance to the showers, and the management guarantees that they all get washed after ten uses.

Polish people are not dumb, despite all the jokes.

"Bird" was the nickname of Charlie Parker, one of the greatest American jazz saxophonists and composers.

symphonies are the greatest candy bar--next to a frozen zero.

Zero was the most feared plane of World War Two until the Allies came up with the Hellcat.

hellcat and bearcat were two of my father's pet names for my mother.

Mother never really loved me.

"Me? I'm just the monster who lives under your bed," said the slimy creature, as he smacked his lips and eyed my toes.

"Toes like yours belong on a pedestal" she whispered.

Whispered in the loud night club wasn't how the urgency of her sentence was going to be known.