Last goes first:

"You have a telegram," said Kilogram as he slid his .38 from his pants' waistband.

your love is not always lodged in your waistband--s6

Curtain was ripped from its rod as poor Marion Crane's blood began to swirl down the drain in a scene that took seven days to shoot, using 70 different camera angles, but that only lasts 45 seconds in the movie.

Movie rights can be very lucrative.

"Lucrative," growled G.E. Helfrich to his firstborn daughter. "I sent you to college to find a lucrative career, NOT to learn how to roll those funny looking smokes and string lovebeads!"

Conquest, from 1937, stars Greta Garbo and Charles Boyer and tells the story of a Polish countess who becomes Napoleon Bonaparte's mistress.

Napoleon Bonaparte's mistresses were denied towering hair styles and commanded to wear flats at all times.

Times of powerty and depressions are ahead.

"ahead, a head!" exclaimed the headhunter.

"Headhunter on line six," the secretary said to her boss, "the same one that wanted you for running the new socialized medical care system now wants you for his new babysitter."

Babysitter arrives at 7:30, parents leave for the theater at 7:35, babysitter's 23 friends arrive at 7:50, babysitter and friends party for three hours, friends leave at 11:05, parents return home at 11:17, parents pay babysitter at 11:24, babysitter goes home.

'Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antilope play.' Merrily... wondering through the range... Deer wears the tutu, antilope does the whole 'pink stocking with g-string' thing.

Beehive hairdos, popular in the '60s, were not merely stylish, they also enabled people to produce their own honey.

"Condition of your 83-year-old husband's heart is grave," the doctor said to the stripper, "so perhaps it would be better if you did not insist on his having sex five times a day."

Vibrator sex is not quite as satisfactory as the real thing.