Last goes first:

"Tonight isn't a good time. But she's free next Thursday."

Thursday is great, Grandma gets her new teeth.

"Teeth? These are no teeth," Grandma said bitterly. "These are dentures!"

Dentures gave the shark some discomfort, but it still was able to eat to its heart's content.

Advised and consented to by a passive Congress, the President watched his incompetent appointees smilingly take office.

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"People always go for the easy way out," Regina said to her friend, nodding sagely.

Gauche McSwine was twice as smart as Savant, but he never caught on to the fact that eating guacamole with one's fingers is not acceptable at formal parties.

Parties seem to be as essential to college life as the classes themselves.

"Themselves?" said the prime minister, "I don't believe those Earthlings could have done anything by themselves--they must have had help from the Martians we've been embedding in their planet ever since Roswell."

"Refund, schmefund," the intergalactic travel agent replied. "We promised you encounters with a bunch of silly, absurd, contentious, loud-mouthed, holier-than-thou, stupid, narcissistic, preening, clumsy, error-prone, self-important and ridiculously incompetent beings, and that's exactly what you got."

Wife of Bath knows a thing or two about wedded life, according to G. Chaucer.

"Chaucer's Canterbury Tales is a necessary class for the BA in English," my advisor said this past Spring.
(Yep I'm taking that class this semester....wish me luck.)

Path to glory is a long and hard climb indeed

"Indeed I won't," Millicent said to the beady-eyed stranger who had appeared so abruptly, unannounced, in her boudoir.

"Fly High" was the slogan of Partytime Airlines, which distributed curious-looking cigarettes to its passengers till it was shut down by the FAA.

"Anonymous," Paul whispered as he stared at the manuscript in his hand. "We've never gotten one of these before."
Reg sank slowly into the chair in front of Paul's desk, staring out the window across from him.