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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    Nymtoc is neither pet nor beasty, but the filigree of our imaginations—a true enigma.
    "...and, having writ; Moves on..."

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    Some things should remain a mystery. They make life interesting and worth living. Itís the pursuit of knowledge that keeps us all going, not the answers. ~Wiggins


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    Enigma? Isn't that what you get when you are really, really constipated?
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    Constipated, the evil overlord was unable to pursue his dastardly plots.
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    Plots are the bane of every novelist-turned-poet ever.

    Please ignore the clearly insane electrical engineer behind the instrument panel. His meds won't wear off until Thur - it's Friday? Already?? Oh dear.
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    Ever Clear does not make one ever clear. --s6

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    Clear the Windows Command Prompt by use of the CLS command.

    Please ignore the clearly insane electrical engineer behind the instrument panel. His meds won't wear off until Thur - it's Friday? Already?? Oh dear.
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    "Command this!" Cried the Blue Rooster as he unleased his special super chicken power. A torrent of blue feathers flew from his wing tips at the evil Captain Goat.

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    Captain Goat does not fear El Chupacabra.

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    Chupacabra lurk in the deepest, darkest shadows.
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    Shadows are often used by suspense writers to increase...um...suspense.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Suspense is a certified letter from the IRS embossed with a skull and cross bones.

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    "Bones" is what Captain Kirk used to call Dr. McCoy on Star Trek.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    Trek backward along the rutted paths of rolling foothills.
    "...and, having writ; Moves on..."

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    Even if it's shit.
    Shit on a page is organic.
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    Some things should remain a mystery. They make life interesting and worth living. Itís the pursuit of knowledge that keeps us all going, not the answers. ~Wiggins


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    Footlhills looked purple at twilight.


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    Twilight was a peaceful time when you had a redneck firepit (large tire hub), a few drinks, and a blanket were really comfortable when you had good friends with ya, or a good love.

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    Love thy neighbor, yes, but what if you live way out in the boondocks with no one nearby for miles and miles and miles.
    That's Tee kee' rahm

    Say hello to my whistling dragon, Kykherhenha (and that is pronounced Kich' kee ree' nah)

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    Miles apart though you and I may sadly be,
    I remember still our kiss 'neath the weeping willow tree.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Tree, why don't you grow money instead of apples?

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    Apples in the basket, and I'm sure some are rotten.
    That's Tee kee' rahm

    Say hello to my whistling dragon, Kykherhenha (and that is pronounced Kich' kee ree' nah)

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    "Rotten bastard!" She cried.....as he pinched her buttocks....followed quickly by a slap of her hand to his face.

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    "Face it! You cannot build a bona fide redneck fire pit without a tractor rim. You call this fancy- pantsed, elitist, gas contraption that came boxed up from Lowe's a fire pit? Girl, you have lost your redneck credentials! Turn in your overalls and K State tee-shirt."

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    Tee-shirts with jagged edges are a must....or at least mossy oak camo if your going mudding with a bunch of rednecks.


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    Rednecks have a reputation for being unclean, unkempt, unread, unsavory, unenlightened, uneducated, unseemly, uncouth, unwholesome, unredeemable and even unhinged, but is that a fair assessment?


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    Assessments of rednecks is gravely inaccurate at times. It almost sounds like they're politicians. Scallywags.

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    Scallywags and carpetbaggers can always hoodwink a percentage of the population, but, as Mr. Lincoln said, no one is slick enough to fool all of the people all of the time. A democracy guarantees that eventually the majority of voters, regardless of neck color, will see through a self serving charlatan. --s6
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