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M.S. Wiggins · Sep 28, 2017

Today is all about isolating the perfect map of the perfect volcano in the Aleutians.

Ms.Pencila · Sep 29, 2017

Aleutians happened upon the lone Nicoleno girl in Island of the Blue Dolphins.

Kylie Chanae · Oct 2, 2017

"Dolphins!" the tiny dictator screeched, pointing her chubby finger toward the TV section of Wal-Mart where a kiddie movie played on one of the huge screens.

Perscribo · Oct 2, 2017

Screens on every side of the aisle accosted her obstinate head, causing a cacophony of subsequent, pixelized discoveries.

DrDLN · Oct 2, 2017

Discoveries are important part of human existance.

charliewwriter · Oct 2, 2017

"Existence is futile," cried the distraught philosopher.

Nymtoc · Oct 2, 2017

Philosopher Hank used to spout wisdom down at the barbershop.

oneblindmouse · Oct 4, 2017

Barbershop philosophy can sometimes solve a lot of problems.

Ms.Pencila · Oct 4, 2017

Problems of the internstional variety, however, often require more than armchair--or barber-chair solutions.

Nymtoc · Oct 4, 2017

Solutions to Puerto Rico's problems do not lie in throwing paper towels at people.

DrDLN · Oct 5, 2017

People and President should know solution is not throwing paper towels.

Matera the Mad · Oct 5, 2017

Towels that have been handled by a sloppy clown are no longer clean.

Nymtoc · Oct 6, 2017

Clean jokes are permitted here, but anything that verges on the ribald will cost you your membership. :rolleyes

shakeysix · Oct 6, 2017

Membership? Why didn't you leave me with ribald?

Nymtoc · Oct 6, 2017

Ribald ladies may be accepted if they maintain a discreet appearance and are willing to engage in certain, um, lighthearted games. :e2seesaw:

Komnena · Oct 6, 2017

Games can be played in many places.

DrDLN · Oct 6, 2017

Places I often visit are beautiful.

Nymtoc · Oct 6, 2017

Beautiful is in the mind of the beholder; take, for example, the garish homes of a certain US President.

shakeysix · Oct 7, 2017

U.S. President--oh, so many ugly witticisms, so little time.

Nymtoc · Oct 7, 2017

Time was when we had great respect for the occupant of the White House.

DrDLN · Oct 8, 2017

White House occupant is sent by the people.

Matera the Mad · Oct 12, 2017

People need to communicate more clearly.

NathanBrazil · Oct 12, 2017

Clearly we're not speaking the same language.

shakeysix · Oct 13, 2017

Language and linguini, how are they alike?

NathanBrazil · Oct 13, 2017

Alike nothing we had ever seen, their shadows only appeared in the light of the waning moon.

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Pound cake.

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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah

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