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    Benefactor Member Nymtoc's Avatar
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    "Matter of fact, Mr. Snidely, I hate this company, and I hate the sight of you, and I quit!"*

    *Possibly not the best way to resign from a job.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    Quit the rat race; embrace the hobo's life.
    "...and, having writ; Moves on..."

    Fa la8 and Ho3

    Write,
    Always.
    Even if it's shit.
    Shit on a page is organic.
    A blank page is
    Inert.

    Some things should remain a mystery. They make life interesting and worth living. Its the pursuit of knowledge that keeps us all going, not the answers. ~Wiggins


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    Life may exist somewhere in the universe beyond our own planet, but getting in touch with it will be a problem.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint Matera the Mad's Avatar
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    Problem solving is teachable, but there are always some for whom it is easier and more natural.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

  5. #19005
    New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin
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    Natural talent is great and all, but you still need a good editor.

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    Editor schmeditor! I'wll spull and punctureate as I pleeze.

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    *And cheat - double sentence writer.* Pleeze pass me the somer saltz and foire moi onsite edeetor.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Pleeze pik up yur close off the dam floor!


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Sit Down, and Shut Up! Lavern08's Avatar
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    "Floor it!" Butch yelled to the get-away driver.
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    Driver? I was born one dark, gray morn with music coming in my ears. They call me Baby Driver--actually they call Paul Simon Baby Driver.

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    Driver is all I was--I had nothing to do with the robbery!


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Robbery? I was just helping myself.

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

    Goodreads

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    Helping myself to the cash that fell from the back of the armored truck, during the robbery, I felt a little bit guilty.
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    Guilt was dripping from his face like butter from a scone.

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    Scone! Why would anyone eat something with such a ridiculous name? I think I'll have the mantou or maybe some obi non.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Non, Monsieur, la lune it is not of bleu fromage, these people they are what you say pulling the leg.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    leg strength is what makes her win the race.
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    "Good things come to those who work their asses off and never give up."
    "Cash at Home Series." "Entrepreneurs' Guide to Direct Mail Order"

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