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Nymtoc · Apr 23, 2017

Charlatan made lots of big-business deals, Charlatan got himself on TV a lot, Charlatan made big promises, Charlatan called his opponents vile names, Charlatan lies 79 times a day (at the last count), Charlatan lives in five or six big, fancy houses, and everybody kowtows to him, because he is so f-ing, unavoidably, irretrievably, appallingly, repellingly, disgustingly--well, his admirers think he's great.

Thekherham · Apr 23, 2017

"Great news," said King Rudolph the second. "The enemy has surrendered. Prince Poppycock will be arriving at the castle in the morning, ready to sign the treaty."

armydillo978 · Apr 23, 2017

"Treaty of Peace! I think not!" exclaimed the King in a hot voice. "This is nothing more than an insult to the people and for me, a royal buggering."

M.S. Wiggins · Apr 23, 2017

A royal buggering? That’s a quite a Sodom-and-Gomorrah kingdom you rule.

Thekherham · Apr 23, 2017

"Rule with an iron fist," said Sir Grandville. "Had my hand chopped off last year, and you better believe this is an iron fist."

Nymtoc · Apr 23, 2017

"Fist first" was the way Bluto went through life, till somebody else's fist knocked him flat.

Creep · Apr 23, 2017

"Flat as a pancake, flat as a small child after a stampede of elephants."

"Oh goodness, Sir Grandville," have you no decency?" Mrs. Perrywinkle said. "There's a small child just here, and you KNOW he's afraid of the elephants!"

"How about you shut your trap, or may I remind you..." He tapped his nose and narrowed his eyes. "Agglebardamuskaputs."

shakeysix · Apr 23, 2017

Kaput was 'e. As kaput as Agglebar the Damascene.

Komnena · Apr 24, 2017

Damascene refers to people of Damascus.

Nymtoc · Apr 24, 2017

Damascus, VA, is a small town in the Blue Ridge Mountains.

Thekherham · Apr 25, 2017

Mountains loomed in the distance. He would reach them before night fell, if his knees held out.

Nymtoc · Apr 25, 2017

"Out of the Past" is, without a doubt, one of the best films noirs.

Thekherham · Apr 26, 2017

Noirs? said Pierre. Noirs? Jacques, you do not put an s behind noir. Noir means black.

M.S. Wiggins · Apr 26, 2017

Black holes abound—who wants to go first?

armydillo978 · Apr 26, 2017

First through the Noirs hole gets a free spa treatment.

Thekherham · Apr 26, 2017

Treatment for his busted knee was risky but he was willing to accept it, provided Dr. Kildare would do the surgery.

M.S. Wiggins · Apr 28, 2017

Surgery room, STAT!

Matera the Mad · May 2, 2017

STAT, Sandy's Tattoos And Trinkets, was a nice little shop down on Jefferson Street that, like most such enterprises, ended in failure.

Nymtoc · May 3, 2017

Failure should be regarded as a learning experience. :greenie

Thekherham · May 3, 2017

"Experience doesn't matter," said the trainer to the jockey, "just as long as you can get into that saddle and ride that horse."

shakeysix · May 4, 2017

Horse Tattoos & Intuit Trinkets, Sandy's next business, advertised as S.H.I.T. also failed mysteriously.

armydillo978 · May 4, 2017

Mysteriously, the blue eyed woman from Kansas sat in the cow pasture...no one was sure why.......but she was staring at the Fraggles as they ran rampant amongst the Inuit horses.

shakeysix · May 4, 2017

Horses are my NEIGHbors. They live down the street from me, in a pasture. (I live in a bungalow.) As I post this I hear them neigh. Nay, you say? I say neigh! --s6

Nymtoc · May 5, 2017

Neigh, you can't have the hay--I'm using it to stuff a mattress.

M.S. Wiggins · May 5, 2017

Mattress disputes can sometimes follow pillow talk.

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