Hell. I live in Hell.
ETA: RL-wise I finished everything on my list -- the littlelings have everything they need for school - bags are loaded and ready, uniforms are freshly washed, ironed, and hanging in closets, new shoes have all the tags cut off and are ready and waiting. The yard has been mown and the trimmings bagged. Laundry is all caught up, though I still have three baskets of folded things to put away. Last minute trip to the Dallas Aquarium went rather well - everyone had lots of fun, although... has anyone seen the movie Cars? Remember the minivans? "I have the GPS! Never need a map again!" as they wander through the desert?
Yeah... Except we were in downtown Dallas instead of Radiator Springs. Still a great aquarium and we stopped at an Olive Garden on the way home - had dinner in between lunch and dinner rushes so were taken care of very well, always a nice touch.