LOVE rejection

I reject arroz con gandules, people who eat with their feet and any other version of She-bang except for William Hungs.

Geez, it's so damn cold in here I feel like I need a sherpa to get me to the bathroom.

i'm used to it. why bother getting upset.

whatever -
oh. ithoughtusedrjxinlove

this is the first time my writing has even peripherally been related to mayonnaise, but if the shoe fits ...

I reject:
Glossy tights (pantyhose)
Reality TV
Richard Laymon books
Gordon Brown
bell peppers (or, rather, my digestion does)

love this thread.


I reject:

Tripe, all types of tripe, food tripe and otherwise tripely. Emotional, intellectual, all things tripe-alacious.

Plasticized faces attempting the endrun around aging

Pantyhose, ditto to that. (You know Waylon Jennings' legendary comment on that, yes?)

Dominoe's pizza

Frozen tv dinners

Polyester

nerdsRus said:

love this thread.


I reject:



Pantyhose, ditto to that. (You know Waylon Jennings' legendary comment on that, yes?)

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No.... wha' him seh?

I reject pantyhose, kids with whiny voices, cleaning toilets, people who drive the freeway like it's a video game, and cold weather.

I reject. . .

Hannah Montana.

Oh yeah. I went there.

I just don't get why people older than 10 like her. My best friend likes Hannah Montana AND... get this... HER MUSIC! Double woe. It upsets me deep down inside.

Someone explain this phenomenon to me please.

I reject the philosophy that self-publishing equals failure

xDemode said:

I reject. . .

Hannah Montana.

Oh yeah. I went there.

I just don't get why people older than 10 like her. My best friend likes Hannah Montana AND... get this... HER MUSIC! Double woe. It upsets me deep down inside.

Someone explain this phenomenon to me please.

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Er, well, I kind of do too, and you see...well, there's her...uh, no...there's the...

IF YOU DON'T GET HANNAH MONTANA NOW, YOU SHALL NEVER GET HANNAH MONTANA, YOU SIMPLETON!

*elitist eye roll, marches out*




More serious answer: It may not be the greatest music ever in the world, but it's fun, upbeat, and easy to sing along to, and there is something to be said for bubblegum pop's powers on the human psyche!

i guess hannah montana is that last frontier.

dont go there.

Provrb1810meggy said:

More serious answer: It may not be the greatest music ever in the world, but it's fun, upbeat, and easy to sing along to, and there is something to be said for bubblegum pop's powers on the human psyche!

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Just like her daddy, hm? Billy Ray Cyrus. Achey, brakey, heart.

Nuff said.

Nice to see a fellow mayonnaise rejecter. God that stuff is awful. But I'd eat a jar of mayonnaise if it would magically turn a rejection into a contract offer.

I was all set to play along until arodriguez dissed the Patriots in sentence #7.

*sighs theatrically and doesn't care that she just used an adverb*

I reject my homework. TAKE THAT HIGH SCHOOL.

homeworl ... work ... world...

iate mai homework. not the dog. ME

internets. look ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkVtaxGMyr0

This looks like fun.

I reject fast food.
I reject six o'clock on a Monday morning.
I reject working in an office cubicle.
I reject parsnips.

That is all for now. Thank you.

zahra said:

No.... wha' him seh?

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It can't be printed here. Well, it could, but, best to PM it to you, which I will do. Is raunchy but so true.

I love this!
I reject working in an office.
I reject uncomfortable shoes and clothing.
I reject convention when it cramps my style.
I reject warmongers and bigots.
I reject narrow-minded leaders.
I reject anything that disturbs the calm and peaceful serenity of my world.

But I embrace love, acceptance, peace and goodwill.
I also embrace wine and molten chocolate desserts shared with friends.
I embrace beef stew on a cold, rainy day.
I embrace playing scrabble with my husband in front of a fire.
I embrace catch up phone calls with my brother.
I embrace my children in all their silliness.

OK - so I just moved 25 no response agents from my submission excel spreadsheet to my rejected excel spreadsheet. Self-rejection! I have rejected them before they reject me. How completely freeing! I have released myself from the agony of hopeless waiting.

That way if I'm wrong, it's a happy surprise, there was no expectation. And do you know why this works for me now when it wouldn't work for me before? Hmmm? Because after 3 difficult pregnancies that shorted out more than 1/2 of my working brain cells, I have no short term memory anymore. In fact, I don't even remember why I started writing this in the first place. Oh right! I just moved 25 no reponses agents...

Look/Learn/Listen = Absolute Write (!)

Unique said:

homeworl ... work ... world...

iate mai homework. not the dog. ME

internets. look ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkVtaxGMyr0

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You told me this:

Sighs "theatrically". Get it? And eating homework isn't such a bad idea, unless you're a chem or bio major . . .

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And I said, '' I was BOTH + Chem - Bio + (B+/-C)(sin)(cos) = AW
Also said, ''If it smells like bread don't eat it; if it smells like fish, throw it back. If you were a chemistry minor and biology major that would make sense to >'U'< --- Be glad you are not both; nor #13, or even #4.

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someone else said,

'Thank You, sir. May I please have another? Oh, no!
Are >'U'< sure?

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dunno. let's find out.

Thanks, folks. We'll be here all week. Don't throw yourself OUT.

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You are much better than that. If you could figure out her first question which was
always, 'WHY'?

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I love this!

I reject working in an office.
I reject uncomfortable shoes and clothing.
I reject convention when it cramps my style.
I reject warmongers and bigots.
I reject narrow-minded leaders.
I reject anything that disturbs the calm and peaceful serenity of my world.

But I embrace love, acceptance, peace and goodwill.
I also embrace wine and molten chocolate desserts shared with friends.
I embrace beef stew on a cold, rainy day.
I embrace playing scrabble with my husband in front of a fire.
I embrace catch up phone calls with my brother.
I embrace my children in all their silliness.

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Shady Lane said:

I reject my homework. TAKE THAT HIGH SCHOOL.

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I REJECT HIGH SCHOOL.

*kicks feet up and enjoys fact that there's no school tomorrow... or the day after... or the day after... or the day after*

omg, my eyes just fell out.

from those huge red letter thingies.

I reject head cheese.