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blacbird said:

My query letters are always succinct and straight forward. My most recent one goes:

Dear (AGENT):

Kick me.

An SASE is enclosed.

Thank you.

Respectfully,

caw

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No wonder you have problems with the query letter. A SASE is enclosed. Not "An SASE is enclosed."

Please feel free to PM me anytime for other helpful writerly advice.

blacbird said:

Dam.

caw

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That's damn. A dam holds back water.

OOh. He cawed right into that one!

blacbird said:

Schidt.

caw

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Much better. We must share the same taste in beer.

Hey man, I just wanted to know if the query was a success.

LOL!

I suspect I know which site you're referring to, blac. Total coincidence. Just because it may have been victimized by a virus doesn't mean it's a bad market...nor does it imply anything about your cawing skills.

Keep on pecking.