Define this weird word:

psanch
Norwegian idiomatic expression used to describe something that is unworthy of comment.
ex: The ongoing candidates debate in the USA is psanch.

Botlewholmey

limey gor blimey

what a wonderful old cockney expression. i have not heard this one in years. i guess the best stab at a translation is --"what the eff is that eight legged bugger floating around in me warm as piss glass o' ale?"
rumor has it that this particular variation of the archaic interrogative originated with the poet keats, after a night of pub crawling with shelley and byron--s6



unbridled radish of quaaludes---i realize that this is more than one word but as long as we are talking keats , i wonder if anyone can explicate this great, if archaic, expression.

unbridled radish of quaaludes-
It is the descriptive term for a bouquet of several ( at least 7) samples of the narcotic Quaaludes held in both hands balanced delicately at the tips of the index through little fingers in an attempt to convey them to the mouth while the person struggles with the handcuffs on his or her wrists .

Harmidvarmit

kentergall
A Kentergall is the name used for a storm cellar in upper Minnesota. Also used to store canned fruits and vegetables.

Plebovian

Rhorbank

This is the past participle of the verb to Rhorbunk. The definition is the attaching of a cuff link with dexterity.

Posomously

rhorbank

an obscure middle earth river that empties into the sea of ruhn. the actual spelling should be ruhnbank but tolkien's wife, edith, got a little frisky while serving him high tea one evening. she blew in his ear and caused him to spill his cuppa on the manuscript map of miogar. ruhnbank was blotted into rhorbank because in the intervening 20 minutes the tea stain dried--s6


Amodilan--another place name

plangitude

The demeanor of a gang of children after they have spent the afternoon, hopped up on sugar & caffeine, playing at the park.


Barfumagnanomous

Barfumagnanomous
In the industrial sector of Paris, this word is used by highly regarded scent testers paid handsomely to predict the success of newly concocted eau da parfume's. It signals the death of a career for mis fortunate chemists- it means the scent of this sample will cause upchucking.

Gloriandering

gloriamandering

like gerrymandering, gloriamandering was invented by founding father elbridge gerry. instead of re-defining electoral voting districts gloriamandering involves redefining caroling districts, so that carolers from one ethnic district cannot carol in another ethnic district. this way the czechs keep "good king wenceslaus", the mexicans keep 'humildes peregrinos", the brits keep "here we go a wassailing and the germans keep "silent night" in their respective districts. since gerry's death the boundaries have faded and we have a melting pot of caroling mostly devolving into red nosed reindeer and choruses of "gloria gloria gloria, gallorrr-or-or-or-yeeeha"--s6

azmadtrig

azmadtrig

The state of hyper-fury achieved when trying to understand azimuths in a college trig. class. The professor defined an azimuth as an arc of the horizon measured between a fixed point (as true north) and the vertical circle passing through the center of an object usually in astronomy and navigation clockwise from the north point through 360 degrees. (Feel the fury yet?)

wonkilation

tungmental

fortunately tungmental is now considered an archaic usgae. it was coined in the early days of the century to describe victims of the 1908 tunguska blast. although only primitive tribesman many became severely depressed and disoriented thanks to the shock suffered. in the days after the blast the local reindeer stopped giving milk. so, in effect the term applies to reindeer as well as human inhabitants of the tungus river district in the first 3 decades of the 20th century. it is believed that leonid kulik first put the word in print in 1927 although grumblings of "my rendeer is tungmental" were heard in siberia lonfg before 1927.


Forbfol

phisterize tr. v. 1. To coat with phisterine. 2. To confer the qualities of the alchemist Adolph Phister upon another.

phisterine

belformer
This is the term used in the live television directing profession. When the stage director needs the performer to go longer than scheduled they use both hands in a motion starting in the upper center of their chest and moving outward. As this is the same motion made by a sculptor of bells, they call said person a belformer.

Ostentupendous

myrdentia n. The marks made by the gnawing of certain species of ants.

codiller

codiller: one who assists in the manufacture of pickles.


vendisism

vendisism iz vendoziz, right?

Oh, it isn't a phrase, it's a word. Never mind. My apologies. Carry on.