Define this weird word:

zukalope

the name says it all. a misguided attempt at crossing zucchini and cantaloupe. despite a huge market blitz the orange and green boomerang shaped squamelons never caught on, even with the most eccentric of gardeners. go figure--s6


geissenhoostel

A geissenhoostel is worse then a weggie, instead of a yank to the pants its *$%@.

Kropplecrupper

mungler

a groupie for mungo jerry---s6



sopgung

Sopgung
Rusting and caustic gel like substance that is found oozing from the famous albeit disintegrating aircraft the Sopwith Camel.

Bilitonicsphere

Bilitonicsphere = An extreme form of water retention/bloat.

Bruzis

bruzis

pronounced broo-zees. These are little people who are expert in hand to hand combat. You can only be a bruzi if you are shorter than 4foot 2inches.

fillingollop

A sordatella is a small, nearly atrophied bone at the second joint above the hind hoof of the Grehmlichanck. It has a similar function as does the kneecap (patella) in humans. The main difference is it only sorta works, hence the name.

Jasqueraide

Jasqueraide = Nonprofit support organization for evicted ghosts.

Felietorpgondade

a state of being

as nouns go this one is very abstract. in fact it is so abstract it is almost an adjective. it is based on 3 latin root words: feliz- happy; torpido--slow and stupid; gordo--fat.

so it is the happy, dazed, stupidly slow and large assed state of having snarfed down one bag of snack sized kitkats, one bag of snack sized 3 musketeers and 1/2 bag of cherry kisses because the weather turned nasty and the trick or treaters turned in early. now the nade suffix is especially meaningful because it amplifies the noun and implies frustration. adding the nade is actually saying "and i don't even like freaking chocolate so what the eff is my effing fat faced problem?" --s6 ps--happy halloween from large assed shakey.


guzzlefrump

guzzlefrump = The backwards burp that follows quarffing a 16oz beer and results in a feeling of implosion.

hemilback

magslate (pronounced maj-slate, not mag-slate) is a brand name for a synthetic stone surface that looks real, but has the property of keeping hot things hot and cold things cold "almost magically". Very expensive.

edeometry

engorfen -- is an enzyme secreted by an unidentified gland that allows people of certain metabolism to engorge themselves on massive quantities of food, and not gain a pound. It is an extremely labile material, with a very short half-life, and degrades rapidly outside the human body. (If anyone could bottle it, they would make a fortune!)

Kniffle

This is the scientific name for mild weeping sounds made by people who are recovering from rhinoplasty.

Implortatious

Implortatious = The big eyed almost flirting expression little girls assume when they want something.

Ickyloathis

ickyloathis

a piscatorial loathing bordering on the phobic. for some as yet undetermined reason the true ickyloath has an aversion to the yellow grunt species so profound as render him insensate for four to seven minutes. a mental health worker desiring to confirm a diagnosis of ickyloathis has only to produce a single yellow grunt from a paper bag. if the diagnosis is correct the sufferer will hit the floor like a gunny sack of carp heads--as my father used to say. --s6 ps--if there are no yellow grunts available the male yellow grouper will work as well.


azultanak

azultanak

n. Medical. A bluish tan, scaly or crusty bump that forms on the surface of the skin.

[Spanish azul + Old English tanne + AK = actinic keratosis, a skin lesion caused by overexposure to UV rays]



symbiofistic

symbiofistic: a fungus that grows between the knuckles.


onorauzia

Woof said:

onorauzia

Onorauzia is a psychological condition that is the opposite of amnesia. Onorauziacs remember everything, and among other things, can recall every last thing that they ate since they were born. People suffering from this condition usually go mad and/or commit suicide.

hornestine

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A combination of intestine and horn, this is the official name for the 45 feet of tubing that create the french horn.
Zanthiba

Zanithiba = The new latin dance craze.

Yugatu

yugatu

the new martial arts craze. a blend of yoga and jiu-jitzu. you can choose your colors--saffron robes or white belt. kind of unsttling seeing the meditation bros go sailing through the air. they say they don't feel a thing--s6


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