Define this weird word:

A pscycological's initial impression of a patient's total emotional baggage--often expressed in non-verbal means such as sighs, snickers, and gestures involving the hands and the head.

delinieum

Wragophilia: Love of being bletched at by female relatives.

blothygmia

a widely prescribed but little known medication used to treat the manic side of bi-polar disorder. fairly common side effects are trembling hands, dry mouth, brittle nails, liver failure, incontinence and blindness. the psycho-medical establishment believes that any one of these is preferable to feeling good for long periods of time. see anti-depressants

Zyprexanoid

ubire

Ubire is a secret code term used only at a specific television show studio, it refers to a person who spends their life savings buying everything shown on the television shopping shows.

pompaplenty

Pompaplenty

A characteristic applied to ultra formal gatherings where each person at a table is required to stand and salute each time the waiter refills a water glass.

Kimbrosity

Kimbrosity-- a word peculiar only to my only sister, kimberley kay. a very nice but peculiar lady. an example of a Kimbrosity that comes to mind: she constantly talks on her cell phone in houston traffic. when she gets lost she calls a family member--not me, because my blood pressure can't take it, but someone in kansas, florida, north carolina or california--and has that person get online and map quest her to her destination. while driving in houston traffic--Kimbrosity--thank you emily--s6

ps--if you think i made this up--think again.

ooglongish

horpholanimist

A medical practicioner who prescribes horpholanim* for a wide range of symtoms including blindness, palsy, strep throat, tree-frog fungus, and hangovers.

*horpholanim - the milky white drug harvested from the horphola** tree in southern Spain.

**horphola tree - a nevergreen tree with white leaves, white bark, and branches that break in the slightest wind

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gambosh

waxotarious

The situation when someone who is waxing elegant gets out of control and goes on for much too long.




Tahrats

requock--a type of fish chowder favored by henry david thoreau. the ingredients are very sparse-- mainly fish heads and hominy in a thin broth--s6


trincendoophlism

opagrational
The limitless efforts some people will make to ingratiate or get Oprah's approval.

Godaddyitis

juzzy

(Pronounced huzzy) a streetwalker in Madrid

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clairmontoya

borviasis

A condition to which writers are especially susceptible, in which fantasies of genius interfere with their ability to think clearly. Writers afflicted with borviasis typically rant and rave when their work is rejected. Some progress to full-blown paranoia, believing that a cabal of agents, editors and publishers is "out to get them." Various treatments have been tried, but so far none have proven effective. The condition is thought to be incurable.



diddliwerp

Foregrunt: fancy name for a burp trying to be macho without being disgusting.

klammervesil

klammervesil -- a German drug that is attempting to crowd PHENTERMINE out of the market

Jambrachoria

Jambrachoria: A disease of the lower intestine suffered by those who spend too much time jamming music, or jamming any other sort of thing.

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