morphogamblitosis
Oh yeah... I was hoping for this one! This is one DANGEROUS disease. Highly contagious in casinos. Please wash your hands after using every slot machine or the following will happen to you.
First you become addicted to the slot machines, when they don't pan out, you switch to video poker or keno. Soon none of the machines, video poker or keno is enough so you hit the blackjack, poker and other card tables. That is when you start becoming addicted to the booze, and hookers. After that it morphs into cocaine, heroin and eventually Elmers school glue. You are now suffering from Morphogambiltosis.
A rolling ball of addiction attributed to not washing your hands after using slot machines.
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