Define this weird word:

Lactomangulation is the problem of breastfeeding when the baby is born with a full set of very sharp teeth. (Much like the ones recetly found on a certain furry butt.)

Vertupinidousness

Vertupinidousness- the state of vertupinidous, or rolling in green substances, usually paper with pictures of George Washington.

rilkairon

rilkairon

Is an old term in Attic Greek involving a goose, two bottles of sunscreen and a large quantity of fresh parchment.

Mnenopolitis

Mnenopolitis is a city in the futuristic Nokotan empire which stretches over three galaxies and is ruled by Empress Heronia the Great.

kelsand

Kelsand is the beach of sparkling green sand found in Kerry Ireland.

zaphorometer

A bleurpinter is the title of the quality control person responsible for making sure the pint lines are reached exactly before sealing the pint bottles of alcohol for sale in the stores. If there is more, he/she sips until it is exactly on the pint line.


fragomorpheusness

a culinary term, bleurprinter describes the blue print for the specific veins in any given wheel of bleu cheese--s6

fromazhnetics

fragomorpheusness - a technical term, describing the exact degree of deformation that occurs in a hand-grenade casing after detonation.

Emplasible

czjaba said:

If there is more, he/she sips until it is exactly on the pint line.

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I don't even WANT to know what they do if there's less...

Emplasible: What Auntie Em believes, whether it's true or not doesn't matter.

gnormeturics

The opposite of abgnormeturics...


Hargle.

Morpaqua is the legendary lost island many explorers and treasure seekers have died trying to find.
liletee

liletee is the tiny wooden post Lilliputian golfers use for their golf balls.

Mursapideonius

Mursapideonius is the new variety of peony which is all the rage this year.

arisela

ARISELA is a code word. It can be used when a person under the age of 40 wants to buy alcohol, and doesn't have ID, especially used by females. They don't want to be Arrested for sellin' Alcohol to them. And the male word, is Aris-Al.


Magercynadonium

Magercynadonium was a giant mammal whose bones have been found at La Brea.
Juliston

Juliston
The tiny town named for Julia, Caligula's sister, which has long since been wiped off the map because the cartographer spilled his wine on the parchment.

xakensythian

Xakensythian-of or pertaining to the country of Xakensythia, which is located on the west coast of Pangaea.
Nevrilk

Nevrilk

The possibility of there being or not being a rilk, according to which side of a mobius strip in a tesseract that the rilk is on.

moobartas

moobartas--the unfortunate victims of a tesser gone wrong--named after a group of hindu school children who ended up on the third moon of saturn, instead of downtown new delhi to witness a speech by gandhi. the accident was the first and most tragic of a series of tragic tesser blunders that opened the 22nd century. thank god for the rilestone drailer.

who can tell me exactly who molly rilestone was?

an angry demented Irish broad!

Tentography

actually it is the name of the new sweet pea i ordered this morning.

tentography--the study of civil war tenting grounds. admittedly it is a very narrow discpiline but its adherents are fanatical. they often wear minnie ball cufflinks to set them apart from ordinary civil war nuts. recently a tentographist mapping a GAR site in western pennsylvania discovered a love letter from walt whitman to an underaged union drummer boy. fascinating stuff---s6

homerontesque