Define this weird word:

Flumpicity: slow sagging, as in whipped cream left at room temperature

brumilloquist

Brumiloquist: One who can make his/her body sounds seem to come from another location; e.g. farting teapots and sofas with grumbling tummies.

Mobiscous

Mobiscous mo-bih-skoo in poor taste, as relates to fashion choices. eg. Wearing severed hooves for shoes with your vinyl wedding gown is tres mobiscous, dahling.

smorglethorp

Smorglethorp: A small village in the East Riding of Yorkshire, very near the coast, known mostly as the only place still producing smorlgle; salt fish aged several years in a cask that are considered a great delicacy by its inhabitants.

Uryarkis

Uryarkis: A form of Siberian lichen, valuable for its protein content when cooked, but which, when eaten raw, produces a psychotropic effect. When consumed by the Siberian musk deer, it renders the animal docile and easily caught by those seeking to sell the musk to perfumers. However, the musk so obtained is contaminated and smells like stale marijuana.

carfinostene

Carfinostene: A toxic contaminant found in some imported tanning sprays. It turns the skin an orangish color, and is suspected of causing brain damage. Still under investigation....

lorthopathy

lorthopathy: a degenerative disease of the occipital lobe of the brain, initial symptoms of which include the inability to perceive straight lines, such as door frames, coffee table edges and telephone poles. Early stage sufferers are often written off as "accident prone".

squillimunk

Squillimunk: Short-lived cross between a squirrel and a chipmunk. Although adept at stealing people's hearts, thanks to its silky coat and luxurious mustache, the squillimunk was even more skilled at gnawing through anything made of wood. Doors, fences, peg legs, you name it—the squillimunk would feast on it. When squillimunks began to nibble on Mr. Nigel Shrimply's treasured backyard gazebo, the frustrated retiree took it upon himself to rid the world of the mustachioed rodent. Three weeks after the first hole appeared in Mr. Shrimply's gazebo, the squillimunk was declared extinct. Four weeks later, exterminators diagnosed the gazebo with persistent termites.

macgilliruddy

Macgilliruddy: A concoction sometimes mistaken for mulligan stew. It is quite different, as it contains goat testicles and pig's blood besides most of the usual basic stew ingredients. Said to have first been made by an (Irish) army cook in the 14th century, macgilliruddy is seldom eaten today except by a few professional wrestlers. According to some, the original recipe is actually much older, having been brought to Ireland by the Vikings.

Collimaxitory

A fast, efficient, but ultimately very harsh, over- the- counter laxative.

Frontilliac

Frontilliac Grand Fenwick's attempt to reverse engineer a Cadillac.

Geiswusqua

Geiswusqua: A water raccoon spirit who raids fishing boats.


Quartersesquicentennarianism

Applies to one fourth of the sesquicentennarians--worldwide.

sesquicentennarian

Sesquicentennarian- a centennarian who plays the game of sesqui, in which you have a fantasy stable of racehorses.

Brusirath

Grand sire to Bucephalus.


Incitatus Consular

incitatus consular-the act of making your favorite horse a consul
jeowikar

jeowikar - a small sect of dyslexic Wiccans who worship Joe and peddle wicker baskets in dark alleys.

pelliclastomy

Pelliclastomy--one of perhaps fifteen surgical options for those unfortunate souls who suffer from Pelliclast's Complaint. --s6


Diomorf

Diomorf- Is the process where god morphs himself into either a burning bush or a singing cactus.

Stranjostasis

Stranjostasis: A (thankfully!) rare condition in which a catatonic state is induced by alien beings playing banjos.

Porcictarian

I imagine the aliens would have a difficult time playing a banjo with only three fingers on each hand.

Porcictarian - A rider of a mammoth porcupine. There was an ancient contest, where two riders would attempt to unseat each by hurling quills; often considered a precursor to jousting. The dequilling (necessary for the placement of a proper saddle) was often fatal, which is why this tradition was short lived.

schleffmackulum

schleffmackulum: An alternate name for the uvula, coined by Herr Doktor Schleffmach (the "k" in the word as posted is an anglicized form) of the Deutches-Name-Akademie, an early twentieth century foundation bankrolled by Kaiser Wilhelm II which had the mission of coming up with good German nomenclature for all the bits of nature that had effete, non-Germanic names.

(OMG how did I not run across this thread eons ago???)


escaterinial

Escaterinial

A person who uses an escalator to move from a higher floor to a lower floor in a building or on a deserted country road.

gleyheadest

gleyheadest - (Obsolete) - Describes a person who is simultaneously drunk and stubborn. It gets its roots from an old drinking game, where vikings would don their helmets, down a pint of ale, then slam their heads into the nearest wall (I may be taking some liberties with the translation there). The last man standing would win, and of course celebrate by drinking another pint of ale.


trialbrigano

trialbrigano: an infrequently-seen dance performed in the Italian Alps by reformed bandits every ninth year on the feast day of their patron saint, whose name is a secret known only to them. The traditional music for the dance is in 4/4 time, but the dancers get one beat off for good behavior so 3/4 is more commonly heard.

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