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schmarnett

A schmarnett is a very large killer dragonfly that if found mainly in Scandinavian countries. In Sweden particularly, the annual schmarnett hunt is one of the biggest events of the season.



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The verb swant applies to repetitive manual attempts to kill ants with ones hands, usually by bringing them crashing down on to the unsuspecting insects busy with their own lives.

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phligotomy

From the German fliegen meaning "to fly" phligotomy, is the science of the anatomy of winged creatures.


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Carthasan

A highly artistic designer of greeting cards is known as a carthasan.


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bleobutt, pronounced "blue but", is a condition to which reindeer are prone after long nights out with Santa. Due to the cold altitudes at which they are forced to fly, they sometimes end up getting numb blue limbs and even backsides.

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Carimforeen, pronounced Carimforeen, is a an odorless fume given off by computers displaying the word Carimforeen.

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Noggle

Instead of using Google to obtain information, one can noggle information directly from the brain.


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After you mix everything in the medicine drawer and serving it in a wicker horn-o-plenty and down it with the entire contents of the liquor cabinet then they pump your stomach--it's the last sound your esophagus makes as the valium and Cuervo exit ungloriously.

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Whorefrosted

A brief loss of movement caused by recollection of an shameful sexual event which you had thought lost to alcohol amnesia.


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Caduany -breed of horses noted for their elegance and high stepping gait.
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smerdalish

Smerdalish is an exotic condiment found in Scandinavian countries, whose main ingredient is smelly, rotten swordfish. Most food connoisseurs agreed that the enjoyment of smerdalish is an acquired taste.


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funferal

A feral cat who knows how to have a good time is referred to as funferal.


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a manic compulsive disorder that causes jack russel terriers to dig up flower borders. no amount of cursing, pegging, hose-squirting, or kicking will stop the digbordiac--s6

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a cabbage roll. a traditional dish in the balkan peninsula. the cabbage leaf is stuffed with rubber bands and served on a bed of earthworms. it is usually only served during times of extreme famine--s6

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Pertaining to the country of Goatrad, which borders Graustark, Ruritania and Grand Fenwick.


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sharchus - a board game that used to be popular among young trolls. As the winner got to eat the loser, troll parents understandably outlawed the game, which is now played only by truant trolls in caves and dark alleys.

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Is the Federal Library hosting all the bills, amendments and porkbellied projects since the beginning of the US legislature that decompose into crap after the elected offical leaves office. If he dies in it, his body is added to the detritus.

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knurckle - the sound made by the snrokle, a chicken like fowl that inhabits the groves of Lake Laskine.

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