Define this weird word:

koonoop

this word is dutch in origin. it is used to describe a wooden ship in the shape of shoe. wynkin and blynkin and nod used just such a ship when they sailed off to fish the little herring fish that swim in the sky. with nets of silver and gold. and a big old bong.


gnoodish

exmonthral

in the land of the midnight sun the exmonthras are the months that are in total darkness. no one can work in these months so they are known as the ex-months. anything pertaining to these months is dubbed exmonthral in eskimo slang.

for example-- walrus wranglers make a pretty good salary but the exmonthrals murder their annual income.


orebmob

Mourtina
An elegant yet grieving funeral dance done by the Darkovans.
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caprilor

caprilor

Zarathustra decreed (Thus spake zarathustra) that one man in every Zoroastrain villege should be designated a caprilor--a corruption of cabralador--goat leader. When the persian guys stopped at a tavern after a hard day at work, the caprilor was the one who was to lead the goats home if the goat herder was too drunk w/ meade to find his way home. (meade? no wait--they WERE meades. they didn't drink meade. what the eff did early persian types drink?)--s6


caprieautte

blortang

blortang is the head to heels covering worn by the once bikini clad caprians when they reach menopause.


blorthong

crasteenial

The avid denial of one's crassness.

Baritchination

malterile

The distance between any two bars on the Isle of Malta


syncrotizz

A gnasper is a gnasty kind of gnat found in Gnorway, and gnown for making its gnest in gnarled tree trunks.

Frincipation

Similar to the term "deglaciation," the disappearance of ice from a glaciated region. DEZORGLIATE is a verb meaning to neutralize the various impurities of glacial water to make potable.


lourse

catmantile

A small furry reptile found on the planet Kudos, the catmantile is impossible to train as a pet as it is nocturnal, aggressive and allergic to the human touch (like so many homo sapiens).

Flubetics

Flubetics is a new breed of antibotics to treat the flu.

pugmobup

heimskringla

strange that you should mention baltyre. i was just thinking of the heimskringla. granted baltyre is a minor player in valhalla--the chance offspring of idun of the golden apples and a nameless skraeling she met up with in a singles bar on the coast of markland. his job was groom to odin alfadir. he was the fellow who kept odin's mighty steed, sleipnir, shod. (no easy task as you undoubtedly know, sleipnir was gifted with 8 legs). when not in the stable he worked as a parking valet in the grand valhalla, parking the steeds of the einerjar, huggin and munin perched on his shoulders.


fafnialjar

fafnialjar are the horses the Vikings ride when fighting dragons.

spinkeling

halligrify

the study of salt statues. i.e.--"yesterday i saw a pbs special on the halligrify of Lot's wife."


lamanoderecha

lamanoderecha is a crude gesture made by Madrileños using the fingers of the right hand, to indicate that they think someone is talking utter cr*p and should be doused in a barrel of red wine, preferably of a bad vintage.


monocamoglut