Define this weird word:

evolekam
n: small pile of nails hidden in pig manure. Often used to dissuage bacon theives.
He left screaming after he stepped on the evolekam

Hijtewler

Hijtewler n. a clamp used to hold the follicles in place while extracting tamping fluid from a brittlefarge. Named after its inventor Hieronymus Hijtewler (1767-1834).


untashible

untashible - A state of being that comes from over-exfoliation or an actors refusal to wear a handlebar during a fitting for a BBC costume drama.

Prababalism

Prababalism - The probability an object falling to earth will descend in an arch.

Pentametrisism

Pentametrisism n. the uncanny ability to leave a person's office or public building with someone else's pen in your pocket

Due to his pentametrisism, he was never short of a writing implement. Crime and Punishment, F. Dostoyevski


harbinitude

harbinitude The foretelling of bad moods among employees at a workplace.

doggaloosacomplexica

doggaloosacomplexica - A latin term often found in veterinary medicine, doggaloosacomplexica is a chronic condition which besets pooches who enter Crufts but fail to be judged best in show.

Telltale signs of the illness are a lack of interest in walkies, legs and tennis balls. If left untreated this complex can overwhelm your faithful friend and cause early onset doggainsecuritacomplexia.


Rumbarted

Rumbarted - The tackle of an unsuspecting player in a sport, who is rushed and then bombarded by the opposing team.

Pingollyposh

Pingollyposh - A public school, table tennis based onomatopoeia. This word is used to describe the sound a stroke undertaken with the arrogance of wealth and a good bat elicits from an audience of Eton schoolboys. This term is not to be confused with the more prosiac phrase, Batthatbastardball, which can often be heard in youth clubs and borstals.

Lisogripple

Lisogripple n. a Tuscan writing implement gripped firmly between the thighs


henchpod

henchpod-- one of those giant seed pods from invasion of the body snatchers; not the boss seed pod but one of his flunkies--s6

beldwurst

beldwurst - A derogatory term often used by German campanologists. Example: Ach, Hans! Du beldwurst in zie wholen gruppe! After the coining of this term, a special sausage of the same name was also made and is presented to failing ringers as a tasty sign of their shortcomings.

Mintyplasm

mintyplasm - a peppermint or spearmint flavored jell or goo resulting from a science project gone wrong.

Piptallydoo

Piptallydoo - The sound TIM The Talking Clock makes when he requires repair.

Snoob

Snoob n. a novelty item marketed in the Sixties incorporating features of a snowball and a breast. Not surprisingly it flopped.


enchivelation

enchivelation - The act of covering a Mexican food stuff at a wake so the flies can't get at it.

Derball

Derball n. a stunt appendage used in action fight scenes which enables a hero to receive crippling injuries without harm. In 1998 it was discovered that Sly Stallone's head consists of derballs.


whoigle

whoigle - A machine that takes names and addresses and stores them in an IGL database.

perfnatchers

those dedicated to natching your perf. i strongly caution you to avoid tham at all costs. for what good is a man without his perf?


perf

Perf - a magical bottomless wallet that can hold almost anything and eats change from time to time.

Mittletogg

Mittletogg - A German duvet of average warmth.

Hinkydunk

Hinkydunk A patented and branded form of dunk-tank invented by the Hinky family and sold to carnivals world wide.


Postposhedous

Postposhedous - A member of an aristocratic family who has gone beyond their original wealth and is now living impecuniously in a single room of their family pile with three sweaters on.

Throbeam

Throbeam - The legumes thrown rather than lawn darts.

No new word...?

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