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xenomonologic

This is a rare condition of a few mental patients. All they can think about is the gas xeno. Everything the do is concerned with this one aspect of the earth's atmosphere. For e.g. When baking they worry if the xeno gas will have a diverse affect on their cake, pie, cookies etc.

the word literally means for one logic towards xeno.

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Between the 14th century to the middle of the 18th century, there existed an obscure religious sect in western Europe who believed that they could achieve salvation by saturating and staining the doors of their homes with foul-smelling substances such as swine urine and rancid potato soup, then inhale the stench. The more foul-smelling the stain, the greater the chance of going to paradise. The belief system of this eccentric sect was known as stainstenchalism.


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This is a reference to people who love to visit Memphis TN, mostly those who frequent Beale St. and never leave until thrown in jail or physically removed by family members.

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Mihajo -- part of an ancient greeting between Atlanteans. The first one would say "Mihajo?", and the second would answer back "Uhajo!".

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lylysm

this is a popular usage from the 1970-80s. it stems from the popular lyle the effeminate heterosexual skits on snl. a lylysm is something like "oh, man. i would jutht love to jump Farrah Fawthette."


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The punch line to a joke popular in ancient Greece:
Eurememanes? No, I fogatanes!

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Only die hard Star Trek fans will know what klingblatt means. For everyone else, a klingblatt is a member of an alien race similiar to the Klingons, but with bladder problems, who frequently makes contact and visits The Enterprise under urgent circumstances, begging immediately to use the high-tech washrooms.

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Microcotologist

The technical term for a maker of miniature coats for dolls.


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Microcotologist

The technical term for a maker of miniature coats for dolls.


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The results of riding an insane roller coaster too soon after eating massive quantities of candy.

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hastical

a mayan term for leave taking. it is very common in guatemala. a contraction of "hasta tikal". it can be translated roughly as "we will meet again in tikal once the bloody spanish dogs are lying heartless and headless under our gold shod feet."

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lutzenpfeil- kind of like a lunch box but reserved for fishy treats


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Flumuster -- A bellows-like device used by British diplomats in the Victorian era. It was used to spread a coating of ragweed pollen over boardroom tables. When discussions got animated, the foreign dignitaries would go into sneezing fits; the theory was that they'd agree to anything just to end negotiations.

Ironically, this device worked well against everyone but the Americans, who were largely immune due to previous exposure. It's largely to blame for the change in relative fortunes between the USA and the UK.

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flumuster

i am sure all of you are familiar with the old new england custom of bundling. the flumuster is a variation of this charming practise picked up by the pilgrims while living in holland. a flumus is a walloonish device--an inflated bladder usually from a goat or roughly goat sized animal. the pilgrim parents would plant the inflated flumus in the featherbed between the heavily clothed teens. as they began to fondle and pet, their combined weight would cause the flumus to burst. at the sound of the bursting flumus the pilgrim father would crash into the bedroom with his blunderbus leveled at the young male and plug his buckled hat from his head. sometimes the well flumustered pilgrim couple was well into their thirties before they could successfully achieve coitus. the more jovial pilgrim parents often filled the flumus with a warm blood pudding. they jokingly told the young couple that their genitalia had exploded by the will of god.


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snarffle

A verb, originally derived from the Belgian word snarffler, meaning "to quickly wolf down or devour a waffle" (with or without syrup). In North America, the usage of this verb has broadened over time, to include pancakes and French toast as well as Belgian waffles, although purists frown on such a liberal use of snarffle.


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eggolian

adj. Of or relating to a foul-smelling wind, esp. one that bears an odor resembling that of rotten eggs. [Greek mythology, Aeolian, relating to Aeolus, god of the winds, + Middle English, egge.]

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bodella

n. bordello [Regional, Southern US]

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circumfraxial

Describes a botched circumcision followed by internal hemhoraging of the fraxial gland.


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lucote: that clear plastic head thing worn by the rather unpleasant arms-dealer Zorg (Gary Oldman) in the film "The Fifth Element."

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