Jenna’s friends told her not to get involved with somebody she met on LuvAtFurstSyte, but the guy who called himself Beaverbuddy was so good-looking, so romantic, so clever, so manly--he was impossible to resist!
She chose her clothes carefully for their first meeting. She picked a peach-colored sheath with an origami neckline, thinking it would look chic and not suggestive of anything in particular. Entering the restaurant, she didn’t immediately spot the handsome face she had seen online, but then a large, hairy arm waved from a table in the rear, and she walked that way.
“Hey, Jenna!” said the man who was attached to the hairy arm. “Over here, baby!” But she couldn’t believe what she saw. He was grossly overweight and had a huge moustache—nothing like the pictures he had sent. Stunned and confused, she forced herself to sit across from him.
“I ordered you a Bloody Mary and told ‘em to pour in lots of Worcestershire sauce, Baby!” he said, looking her over. “Mm, Babe, I can’t wait to get you to the hootenanny!”
She managed two bites of a buttered roll before she claimed a headache and fled onto the street, where a passing crowd of anonymous strangers seemed somehow comforting.
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She chose her clothes carefully for their first meeting. She picked a peach-colored sheath with an origami neckline, thinking it would look chic and not suggestive of anything in particular. Entering the restaurant, she didn’t immediately spot the handsome face she had seen online, but then a large, hairy arm waved from a table in the rear, and she walked that way.
“Hey, Jenna!” said the man who was attached to the hairy arm. “Over here, baby!” But she couldn’t believe what she saw. He was grossly overweight and had a huge moustache—nothing like the pictures he had sent. Stunned and confused, she forced herself to sit across from him.
“I ordered you a Bloody Mary and told ‘em to pour in lots of Worcestershire sauce, Baby!” he said, looking her over. “Mm, Babe, I can’t wait to get you to the hootenanny!”
She managed two bites of a buttered roll before she claimed a headache and fled onto the street, where a passing crowd of anonymous strangers seemed somehow comforting.
Remnant
Probity
Kaleidoscope
Regress
Hula