The Chronicles of Intrepid Reporter Sarah Young - Episode 1: Filibuster
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The Chronicles of Intrepid Reporter Sarah Young - Episode 2: Intimate Interview
"Over to you, Sarah."
"Thanks, John. We're here today in the lavatory of a Mr Ed Miller. You can see here various items of a sanitary nature: some
Tampax,
toilet paper, an anti-odour spray, a bowl of
potato salad, ahh...? And here's Mr Miller himself. As you can see he's reading his
newspaper. Let's see if we can get his attention. Excuse me, sir, Mr Miller, I'm Sarah Young from ICUPMMK News, can we have a moment of your time?"
"What the fuck! Who the hell are you?"
"Sarah Young, ICUPMMK News."
"You certainly will not see me pee. Get the hell out of my toilet, lady!"
"Your
neighbor has reported some shocking backwash in his pipes, have you been experiencing anything similar. Do you have any comment, sir?"
"Get that mic out of my face, and get the hell out of my--"
"Ahh, no need to get up, sir, we're leaving. Well, there you have it, situation normal in the lavatory of the Miller household. But that does beg the question, why is Mr Miller's neighbor experiencing such problems - bad plumbing or City Hall conspiracy, you be the judge."
"This is Sarah Young for ICUPMMK News signing off."
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