Let the record show that I have never responded to a Miss Peaches thread at any time while not thinking ernestly about her bum!
Let the record show I did not solicit this thread.
It's probably the ONLY thing you haven't solicited in recent memory.
when everybody kills themselves at the same time, you'll wonder what was in that punch....and...pie...
Damn scarlet and her Sapphic odes. How come she writes so much more like Noel Coward than I do?
(mutters, rearranges jonquils, dawdles over pheasant eggs and brandy)