Giving "The Girls" A Boost...

I believe your Girls should take a trip to the mall for a new bathing suit. It's amazing what they can do these days with Spandex.

Although I feel a trifle strange posting on this thread, just remember, if you do go the "tape" method to keep it hidden.

See "priceless" photo http://www.funmansion.com/html/Priceless-Duct-Tape.html

If you think your girls are lacking, what about emphasising another part of your bod? Or you could just get pissed and flash your boobs at everyone.

I'm thinking pop rivets or a staple gun.

tape schmap. i'm thinking just have someone stand behind you and hold them up

Sorry -- I'm laughing, but not at you. What I would give to think that tape would help these things!!!! A couple rolls of duct tape, some scafolding, perhaps a couple of those heavy duty construction cranes -- once the nipples hit the floor before the knees when you go to church, you know at least they are beyond redemption!!! Take good care of them while you can, because once they've really fallen, they can't get back up!!!

I've often considered paying someone to walk around behind me and hold them in position.

Barring that, I agree with Caro - there are bathing suits with built in . . . uplift.

You're lookin' for cleavage, then? They do make half-cup thingies and even bathing suit inserts that lift and seperate.

i have a crush on this thread

MidnightMuse said:

You're lookin' for cleavage, then?

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Aren't we all?

Plastic surgery helps. You can get it done tastefully without looking like a cheap stripper. But then that won't help for this weekend. Padded swimsuit top!

Go to the 'Vicky's Secret' store and buy one of their 'Wonder' Swimsuits...or just the top. I bet you 3,5000 stickey chocolate calories that they're having an end of season sale.

Also...my favorite place is www.newport-news.com

They have some 'enhancing' swim separates..and they have a sale going on now, too.

I gave my much older sister a birthday card one year -- there was a hula dancer on the front and it said "may your coconuts never hang lower than your grass skirt'. -- really funny then, not so much now!!!

I got no help for you, nothing -- in my wildest dreams...! I can't even suggest a Google search line that won't run amok on you.

Although there is something to be said for never having to polish your shoes again!!!

Most swimwear shops will have inserts.

Can't you just put some socks in the cups?

MidnightMuse said:

You're lookin' for cleavage, then? They do make half-cup thingies and even bathing suit inserts that lift and seperate.

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The half cup thingies do tape to your skin, much like pasties. I've seen them in JC Penney, and I'm sure other places have them. Look in the lingerie section.

ETA: Check some of the items here: http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/ProductList.aspx?DeptID=40379&CatID=40410&CatTyp=DEP&Cat=accessories&Dep=Lingerie&PCat=Bras&PCatID=40381&RefPage=ProductList&Page=99&Sale=&ProdCount=13&RecPtr=&FirstCount=0&ShowMenu=&TTYP=&ShopBy=0&ViewAll=True&RefPageName=CategoryAll%252Easpx&RefCatID=40381&RefDeptID=40379&CmCatId=40379|40381|40410

Those little chicken cutlet thingies, right?

Yep, you just need a new bathing suit top. Get a top with a bit of padding, if you go with a bikini top it's even better. They make some that do absolute wonders for the girls. Seriously.

Of course, if you really want to impress your guests, just use the Janet Jackson method of coverup "art"

Cooper's Ligaments are a culprit, hence the term "Cooper's droop."

How about Saran Wrap?

Pff, I gave up on giving my girls a boost. It would only end in humiliation for me, I am sure of it. The sticky would unstick and the tape, insert, or whatever would pop out and then I'd be embarrassed forever.

I've never had a big chest and, without surgery, I never will. I'm not going to turn any heads in a bathing suit, that's for sure, but my hubby seems very happy with the way I look in (and out) of a bathing suit, so I'm content.

I know how you feel though, it'd be nice just to have a bit extra.

It seems like there'd be tons of swimsuits on clearance now. Invest in a nice one that has a good padded top.

I have the complete opposite problem. I always tear those pads out in frustration, and it's still a miracle if I can find a bathing suit that covers properly and doesn't make me look like a floozy.

Swimsuits suck.