Am I allowed to moan and groan about query writing here? Honestly, I am *this* close to tears.

This process reminds me of when I was in third grade and they put me into a special class for "gifted math" students (yes, third grade). I was a tough little kid who took all sorts of abuse, but there was one thing that could make me cry: not being able to solve a mathematical problem. Just the knowledge that there WAS an answer, and yet I had run up against this brick wall, drove me so insane that I would be reduced to tears.

Okay. I am not in third grade. I am NOT GOING TO CRY.