The proclaim your innocence thread

zahra

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I did not put chewing gum in that girl's hair.

And if I did, it was because Eileen told me to.

But I didn't.

Eileen is a bad influence.

But not on me, of course.
 

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Poor child-perfectly understandable and of course you are ZAHRA THE COMPLETELY AND UDDERLY INNOCENT MOMMY OF ALL MOMMYABLE LADIES-HOW DARE ANYONE ACCUSE OUR ZAHRA OF ANYTHING UNTOWARD OR EVEN REMOTELY UNPALATABLE!!!!
 

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Davids, you're the most innocent ocean-bug I've ever seen.