There's a story in the UK Press today (even in the respectable Daily Telegraph) about a 93-year-old first-time author called Lorna Page who has used the bulk of her £600,000 (a round million bucks) advance from Author House to buy a big house in Devon where she plans to let old folks from care homes live happily ever after at her expense -- if readers carry on buying her book in huge numbers.
So far, sadly, Mrs Page is the only resident. She must feel lonely in that $600,000 mansion she forked out for, so please buy her book, folks.
Heart warming to think that a vanity publisher (who Preditors and Editors unkindly warn is 'NOT RECOMMENDED') that otherwise charges authors for its dubious services should make an exception in this old dear's case and give her a cool mil up front, eh?
Maybe they can afford it, though. I mean, they have now opened a new UK headquarters in Milton Keynes. I'm sure it's sheer coincidence that the address is the same as that for the Lightning Source International POD printers they use.
How can you be so heartless as to criticise such a generous company as AuthorHouse AKA 1st books?
Cheers. Neil