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Kurlumbenus paints over fig leaves in classical art works replacing them with fig newtons.
 
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Komnena WISHES she had a pet dragon but I'm not letting her borrow mine because last time she painted it to look like a merry-go-round horse in shades of fushcia...
 

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Mrs Butterworth is Kurl's pinup fantasy and the perfect place for the 20 years worth of chewed bubble gum in sticky bas-relief.
 

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Kurlumbenus is a possessed tarot card.
 

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The secret to Kurlumbenus's odd name is this: He originally wanted to post with the user name, Curly Penis, but a mod sent him a message telling him to clean it up or find himself another forum. :D
 

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Woof has secret access to the message system because he is an elite hacker member of the group Anonymous.
 

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In 1947 Kurlumbenus was abducted by aliens and just recently came back to earth.
 

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In 1943, Komnena the horse lived on the island of Kauai. She was carrying a hunter through the jungle forest as they hunted for wild boar.

Planes flew by and explosions came from the distance.

A nearby church could be seen through the brush. The hunter kicked Komnena in her side, needing her to go faster.

Bullets began to fly past her as she galloped to the best of her ability.

A bullet hit its target and the hunter fell from the horse.

Afraid of being hit herself, she wiggled her ears and morphed into a human female.

She was a shapeshifter and she knew if she got caught, the enemy would use her powers for evil.
 

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Heron knew she shouldn't do it. She had no choice though. The cats had to pay and she was just the person to do it.

The water was ready and the protective gloves on.

Tempting one over with Meow Mix, she snatched it up and placed it in the thing it hated the most.

"RRRRRRoooooooooWWWWWWWWW!"

"Just relax. It isn't my fault you spilled the jar of honey and decided to roll around in it."

The cats hated it when she gave them a bath.
 
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