Lavern has written to the Baltimore Ravens, telling them she will date all the players and show them "a real good time" if they win the Super Bowl. She says she knows this will motivate them, but she hasn't heard back yet.
DJ isn't a misogynist; he just wishes that his wife would drop this whole wanting to work outside the home thing and get back in the kitchen to make him a sandwich.
I dropped my laptop on my toe the other day. I danced around and screamed obscenities and flailed my arms, and WriterWho just thought I was doing an Italian opera.
iLion went to the opera once. Mid-way through he elbowed the portly woman next to him and said, "Let me know when you're going up, I want to get out of here early enough to beat the traffic."
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