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Oh yeah? Well, I created necessity in the first place. And you know what necessity is the mother of.
 

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Oh yeah?

Well I sold Trump his tanning bed.
 

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Oh yeah, well who do you think designed Trump's toupée?

On a random note, Tiggs,... I hope your babies look like monkeys!
 

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Oh yeah?

Well I taught Mr. Stone how to be Sly.

*Extra points if you get this* :)
 

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Oh, yeah? Well, I never once got my Prang crayons out of order AND I successfully dumped my naptime milk down a crack in the floor under my nap mat! Never tasted the nasty stuff. (Which is probably why I am only five feet tall.) --s6
 

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Oh yeah? Well, I one time spilled my chocolate milk all over my white choir robe on television. I also one time went out on a shrimp boat that sank as soon as it was docked, but that's another story.
 

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Oh yeah?

Well I'm the one who told the Mars Company that "M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hand" :tongue
 

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Oh yeah? Well I'm the only person who's found a wrong way to eat a Reese's....

And it's not very pretty.
 

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Oh yeah?

Well, I coined the phrase: "So easy, even a cave dweller could do it"

(still waiting on my royalty checks)
 

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Oh yeah? Well I went to the plastic surgeon who made that one rich society woman's face look like a cat's and got that done and then I went to Octomom's formerly licensed doctor and got feline embryos implanted and gave birth to not eight but nine cats. Top that, crazy cat ladies. Or anybody else, really.
 
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Oh yeah? Well, I designed the classic and highly respected Pringles container. You're welcome, people who prefer to purchase chips and not air.
 

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Oh yeah?

Well I suggested they name it the "Dyson" instead of "That vacuum cleaner with the round ball thingy" :tongue
 

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Oh yeah? Well, I hate to brag, but I have figuratively "won the Internet" a number of times.

A number ​of times.
 

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Oh yeah? I've had loads of interviews about my books.

In my head.

About books yet to be published.