Oh great MacAllister, purveyor of all that is true and pure in AW land, hear us. Thy favorite chihuahua, Haggis, is fraught with indecision and angst. His angst is most angsty, the angstiest I've ever seen. (His fraughts aren't too pretty either.)
*ahem* To heal the emotional wounds of said beady-eyed mutt, I beseech thee to change the title of 'Royalty for a Week' to:
The Everlasting Kingdom of Haggis. (Like Wonka's Everlasting Gob-Stoppers...only hairier.)
So that our favorite little rat dog may rule forever, loved to death by all, until his eventual demise which will hopefully come sooner than later. At which point he will be stuffed and placed back upon the throne for eternity. Figuring that nobody will notice the difference anyway.
All ye who wish this to be the rule of the land, far and wide, blah blah blah, yada yada yada, post ye affirmation here.
ETA: It will be like the Never-ending Story except with a dog instead of a dragon, inspiring fantasy writers across the internet.
*ahem* To heal the emotional wounds of said beady-eyed mutt, I beseech thee to change the title of 'Royalty for a Week' to:
The Everlasting Kingdom of Haggis. (Like Wonka's Everlasting Gob-Stoppers...only hairier.)
So that our favorite little rat dog may rule forever, loved to death by all, until his eventual demise which will hopefully come sooner than later. At which point he will be stuffed and placed back upon the throne for eternity. Figuring that nobody will notice the difference anyway.
All ye who wish this to be the rule of the land, far and wide, blah blah blah, yada yada yada, post ye affirmation here.
ETA: It will be like the Never-ending Story except with a dog instead of a dragon, inspiring fantasy writers across the internet.
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King Haggis
King Haggis! Long live the king! 
