Rubbing your eye with the same fingers that just shoveled a handful of Spicy Habernero Doritos into my piehole.
I think my eye has clean exploded. There may be nothing left but mucus and pain.
Wow that hurts.
Putting this on the list with:
Don't touch the hot part of the car cigarette lighter to see how hot it is
and
Don't squat down in poison oak to answer nature's call when in nature.
I think my eye has clean exploded. There may be nothing left but mucus and pain.
Wow that hurts.
Putting this on the list with:
Don't touch the hot part of the car cigarette lighter to see how hot it is
and
Don't squat down in poison oak to answer nature's call when in nature.