Johnny Depp is the new Orlando Bloom

scarletpeaches said:

Indeed.

But as a benevolent Almighty Emperor of All Things Sexy, I'm sure Wack would be amused by two tiddlers (sex-wise speaking) fighting it out to be as sexy as him and then saying, "Ha ha ha, I am Wack, suck my crack - I'm the one brings Sexy/Back."

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True dat.

He IS merciful.

I'd really rather he wasn't.

Depp, it's what's for dinner.

yeah definitely joaquin phoenix.

Funny how when I google "joaquin phoenix no shirt" he comes up wearing a shirt....with all the sexiness of no shirt.

I'm setting up a Sir Sean Connery thread hijack. I'll be over in the corner if anybody wants to join me.

I like Eric Stoltz -- can he be the new Orlando?

~ Jennifer

I was under the impression that Depp has been an established actor much longer than Legolas.

Who wants pancakes?

What oh...um Depp... Orlando looks like a kid to me, though I do agree that he looks quite nice as the Will turner, especially at the end of POTC3. Of course I've been admiring Depp since 7th grade, so you know. However I am not sure what I would do with Depp in real life, he seems a bit odd. Like good cheese, I think Orlando will age nicely.

Am I weird? I think I like Norrington best.(Jack Davenport. mmmm he's nice. I'd like to eat pancakes with him.)





*SPOILER for POTC3*

I was amused at the third movie when Turner got stabbed, there was a gaggle of teenage girls behind us who gasp as one.

Anyone seen the cover of rolling stone? Johnny Depp with his arms wrapped around from behind, the ugliest man I have ever seen. His name escapes me, he was in POC3. I almost ran shrieking from the store.

That would be keith richards, of the rolling stones.

Bartholomew said:

It's official. Polls can no longer have Orlando Bloom as an entry.

They must instead contain Johnny Depp.

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because you said so?

I think it should be Jack Davenport.