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...how did I know your boss would be standing there when those photos came up?

I'm sorry I allowed my plumbing to drain into your swimming pool, but...
 
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urine is very good for the skin.


I'm sorry I sneezed on your pizza but...
 

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I was just trying to help you practice for your circus auditions

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we're in love.


I'm sorry I didn't invite you to our wedding but...
 
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They're so tasty and a good source of protein.

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...now that it's gone, you won't have any more bad hair days.

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mine was at the cleaners. (Huh?)

I sorry about all of the grass clippings in your yard, but ...
 
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...and who doesn't, but how come you're not sorry about anything?

I'm sorry I sank your boat in the middle of the lake, but...
 
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the ocean would have been overkill.


I'm sorry I insulted your grandmother but...
 
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...after all her years with the mob, I figured she could take it.

I'm sorry I misread the recipe and put lye in your margarita instead of lime, but...
 
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I'm sorry I misread the recipe and put lye in your margarita instead of lime, but...
you did say you wanted to lose weight

I'm sorry you're muscles have become skeletal but
 
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I heard they're casting for a re-make of Masters of the Universe. You are now a dead (no pun intended) ringer for Skeletor.

I'm sorry my dog tried to bury you in the backyard, but ...
 
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at least now you know I'm only 99.9 percent perfect.

I'm sorry I took you surfing in a hurricane, but...
 
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...you told me you had never seen a really big storm.

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you always said I was good with my hands... Well, guess what! You're right!!

I'm sorry I convinced you to be a drug mule, but...
 
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...you won't need it, since we turned you in for baking unspeakable things in your oven, and the cops are driving up right now.

I'm sorry I didn't believe you when you said you could climb a beanstalk into the sky, but...
 
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that's not a beanstalk, it's a giant Venus Flytrap. DON'T TOUCH THE ...

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...you're going to be expelled anyway, so it doesn't matter.

I'm sorry I took that glass with your fingerprints on it and left it at the murder scene, but...
 
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