I didn't want you too see the flying rocks
I'm sorry you couldn't make the flying airplane, but...
I'm sorry you couldn't make the flying airplane, but...
The "I'm sorry" thread
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...it sounds a hellafide better than the tuba noises you were blowing throughout the night.
I'm sorry I convinced you to get that arse wax job done, but...
I'm sorry I convinced you to get that arse wax job done, but...
at least it didn't hurt as bad as the one for your back coming up next.
I'm sorry my mother had to show you my baby pictures, but...
I'm sorry my mother had to show you my baby pictures, but...
...it's apparent you didn't need any waxing done at that age.
I'm sorry you think the Italian Stallion sausages I made for dinner resemble what you yearn for most in a mate, but...
I'm sorry you think the Italian Stallion sausages I made for dinner resemble what you yearn for most in a mate, but...
thank goodness they say size doesn't matter!
I'm sorry you had to see my mother do her belly dancing right after dinner, but...
I'm sorry you had to see my mother do her belly dancing right after dinner, but...
JBI
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...I was only trying to be nice.
I'm sorry today is the day you discovered the world does not revolve around you, but...
I'm sorry today is the day you discovered the world does not revolve around you, but...
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SpookyWriter
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your father was sleeping already.
I'm sorry there was no time to go shop for your birthday present, but
I'm sorry there was no time to go shop for your birthday present, but
...you have me, which is all you've ever needed anyway.
I'm sorry during our last tryst I took the term "hog tied" too literally, but...
I'm sorry during our last tryst I took the term "hog tied" too literally, but...
how was I to know you were once a magician, untied yourself and in the throws of passion I ended up being the one tied up!
I'm sorry my pet donkey chased your wife but...
I'm sorry my pet donkey chased your wife but...
...he's attracted to fast running, fence jumping and meadow crossing females.
I'm sorry I have to apologize for my behavior, but...
I'm sorry I have to apologize for my behavior, but...
these med's I'm taking now control my mouth more than my brain does which is frustrating because the next day, I find no one's talking to me.
I'm sorry I am no longer on the pedestal you put me on but...
I'm sorry I am no longer on the pedestal you put me on but...
...you've ascended beyond the earthly pedestal; and now the human eye can barely track your movements streaking across the night sky in a blaze of red and purple orbit.
I'm sorry my passion consumes you, in a wet and groping kinda way, but...
I'm sorry my passion consumes you, in a wet and groping kinda way, but...
that's just the foreplay, wait till we get out of the spa and I really get serious!
I'm sorry I freaked out on you while you were naked and showing me how you used to dance but ...
I'm sorry I freaked out on you while you were naked and showing me how you used to dance but ...
...I was trying to imitate John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, until I threw my back out.
I'm sorry that you're sorry and we're both sorry and the world is sorry too, but...
I'm sorry that you're sorry and we're both sorry and the world is sorry too, but...
let's take a Xanax that'll help our problem, however, I don't have enough for the world. Sorry!
I'm sorry you complained about dinner after I slaved half the day to make you homemade enchilades, rice and refried beans, but
I'm sorry you complained about dinner after I slaved half the day to make you homemade enchilades, rice and refried beans, but
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I couldn't help the amount of wind it created.
I am so sorry you feel rejected by my making fun of your story but...
I am so sorry you feel rejected by my making fun of your story but...
...having it float in your shark tank is much more colorful than the drab gray of that huge fish.
I'm sorry I filled your gas tank with manure, but....
I'm sorry I filled your gas tank with manure, but....
...the couple in the next room were in dire need of lessons...and you're such a sleeper!
I'm sorry I switched meds on you, just to be entertained by watching you scratch every part of your body...just SURE something crawled on you, but...
I'm sorry I switched meds on you, just to be entertained by watching you scratch every part of your body...just SURE something crawled on you, but...
...but I needed to do something to keep you busy while I rifled through your wallet and snatched your credit cards.
I'm sorry that I forgot to tell you that I put my specimen in your apple juice container, but...
I'm sorry that I forgot to tell you that I put my specimen in your apple juice container, but...