I'm sorry that you wore bowling shoes on your wedding day, but...I'm sure it was worth it for the bedpost split.
ETA: Argh! I'm always a second too late so answering flyingtart's:
I'm sorry I told everyone about your secret affair but ... since it was with me and nobody really cared all that much anyway I figured "what the hey! cause it lifted my stock several points."
I'm sorry I put saran wrap over your toilet but...
...I've always dreamed of being a shepherd, and when I heard they were shepherd's pies I thought that maybe if I ate enough of them my dream would come true.
I'm sorry I put your dancing shoes through the wood chipper just before you were to appear on Dancing With the Stars, but...
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