The "I'm sorry" thread

AuburnAssassin · Aug 12, 2009

...but at least I didn't tell them that you shot the deputy too.

I'm sorry my cat peed on your carpet but...

shakeysix · Aug 12, 2009

hey, it is the exact same shade as the carpet

i'm sorry that i didn't write 500 words on my wip yesterday but...

flyingtart · Aug 12, 2009

it was stolen by bandits.

I'm sorry I slept with your sister but...

dochas · Aug 12, 2009

...your brother was unavailable.

I'm sorry I wrecked your car....

giusti · Aug 12, 2009

But I wanted to take the pain away from when I wrecked your house.

I'm sorry I infected you with malaria but…

shakeysix · Aug 12, 2009

quinine is very good with gin.

i'm sorry that i buzz sawed your girlfriend in half but...

Nymtoc · Aug 12, 2009

...I just got this Junior Magician kit, and I haven't figured out how everything works yet.

:roll:

I'm sorry I planted that cocaine in your pocket before you were frisked by the cops, but...

AuburnAssassin · Aug 12, 2009

...I really thought that the story about baking cakes in the EZ Bake Oven would fly.

I'm sorry I ran through airport security causing a massive shut down of the airport but...

Matera the Mad · Aug 12, 2009

I only wanted to save you the embarrassment when you found out that the invitation to speak at the big writers' convention was a joke.

I'm sorry I messed up those files when I hacked your computer, but...

giusti · Aug 12, 2009

They really look better this way, don't you think?

I'm sorry I kept using "your mom" jokes in our email chain and then accidentally forwarded it to your mom, but…

shakeysix · Aug 13, 2009

she's not really your mother anyway

i'm sorry i showed up at your town hall meeting in my jackboots and waving a swaztika but...

flyingtart · Aug 13, 2009

my Klu Kluks Klan outfit was at the cleaners.

I'm sorry I left the toilet seat up but...

shakeysix · Aug 13, 2009

my dog needed a drink

i'm sorry i scoffed at your documentary on the alien autopsy but

Fallen · Aug 13, 2009

using your mother-in-law for the alien? I mean, come on - a video of it? You're going down, mate.

Sorry I pinched all your chocolate spread but

shakeysix · Aug 13, 2009

i had to ex-lax the s'mores for the next faculty meeting

i'm sorry i called your boss and sent him that videotape but...

Komnena · Aug 13, 2009

my Rice Krispies told me to.
I'm sorry I sent the vampires to your house but

shakeysix · Aug 13, 2009

better them than the right wingers

i'm sorry i dug that tiger pit in your front yard

Matera the Mad · Aug 14, 2009

-- would you rather have an elephant pit?

I'm sorry I cut all the buttons off your favorite coat, but...

shakeysix · Aug 14, 2009

it's time for velcro and you know it

i'm sorry i stepped on your blue suede shoes

flyingtart · Aug 14, 2009

but I hate Elvis Presley.

I'm sorry I burned your dinner but...

shakeysix · Aug 14, 2009

you're starting to look like elvis

i'm sorry i destroyed your autographed glossy of slim whitman but

AuburnAssassin · Aug 14, 2009

i'm sorry i destroyed your autographed glossy of slim whitman but

he had it coming to him.

I'm sorry I reported you to the Internal Revenue Service for tax evasion but...

flyingtart · Aug 15, 2009

I wouldn't have if you'd paid my blackmail demand.

I'm sorry I rejected your manuscript but...

Komnena · Aug 15, 2009

it was you or Stephen King.
I'm sorry I checked all those library books out under your name but

Lavern08 · Aug 15, 2009

Komnena said:
I'm sorry I checked all those library books out under your name but

I had miles to go before I could get any sleep.

I'm sorry I stole your identity but ...

The "I'm sorry" thread

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