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    In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah Komnena's Avatar
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    but you won't have to worry about the salt shortage for some time.
    I'm sorry your teachers taught you the world is flat but
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    New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin primewriter's Avatar
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    ignorance is bliss and I thought you'd laugh when I suggested we take our inner tubes to the horizon's edge.
    I'm sorry that I fed your parrot pop-rocks when I was in the 6th grade but...
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    at least you have that pretty parrot feather tam o shanter to remember him by

    i am sorry that i impounded your little black doggie

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    but the trip you'll be going on soon will be interesting enough to make up for it.
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    Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?
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    Here. Accept this large wooden badger.

    I'm sorry about hitting on your mom at the wedding.

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    The grimflits are out to get me Matera the Mad's Avatar
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    but you know I'm into bestiality, and I really did think she was a baboon.

    I'm sorry that your house was overrun with rats, but
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    at least rats taste good with ginger and soy sauce.

    I'm sorry your period is late, but...
    I write with my hands tied behind my back.

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    practical experience, FTW trocadero's Avatar
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    but thats kind of a good thing, considering you're a man.

    I'm sorry I dropped your new iphone down the drain but...

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    it's best the world never sees what you did in vegas


    i'm sory that i used your term paper to line my hamster cage but...

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    it was that or let him shit on the floor.

    I'm sorry I called you a dipshit but...
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    "a waste of time and an insult to the intelligence"

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    ...shit being cookies and dip being chocolate, I meant you were delicious.

    I'm sorry that I left a flaming bag of cookies and dip on your porch, but...
    I write with my hands tied behind my back.

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    The grimflits are out to get me Matera the Mad's Avatar
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    if you want to leave live ciggy butts on your doorstep, that's your business.

    I'm sorry your parrot froze to death when I broke your window while you were away, but...
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    ...that parrot talked way too much. It had a big mouth. And it told all my dirty, dirty secrets. The ones it saw in my bedroom. And bathroom. And kitchen table. And on the roof. And that time I went to the alley with all the crack-whores.

    I'm sorry I smashed your computer with a frozen chicken. Fourteen times. By accident. But...
    I write with my hands tied behind my back.

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    that chicken needed thawing and the computer wasn't doing the job

    i'm sorry i invited your crack whore to your kid's birthday party but...

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    I'm sorry I invited your crack whore to your kid's birthday party, but she wanted to see if any of the kids were hers.

    I'm sorry that I bought you a snarling, rabid pit bull, but...
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    i have to close my junkyard to go on vacation and you did say you'd puppysit


    i'm sorry that i ever married Max de Winter...

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    I'm sorry that i ever married Max de Winter, but I could never resist living in a beautiful country estate with a psychotic housekeeper.

    I'm sorry that I got indelible ink stains on your white wedding dress, but...
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    we're all snickering about your wearing white anyway.

    i'm sorry that i left your raisin and sour cream pie out all night but...

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    I'm sorry that i left your raisin and sour cream pie out all night but since someone already left the cake out in the rain and I didn't think that I could take it 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'd never have that recipe again, I figured I'd leave the pie out as well.

    I'm sorry that your voice reminds me of fingernails on a chalkboard, but...
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    the sound of fingernails on slate is still better than richard harris singing

    i'm sorry i sat on your leonard nimoy poetry album but...

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    Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?
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    Shatner made me do it. He's kind of a competitive dick. And weird. I don't, know I still kind of like him though.

    Sorry I stole your invention and made a fortune with it but...

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    guess what I got you for Christmas!

    Sorry I ate the last cookie but...

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    ...if I hadn't, your fat brother would have done so and heaven knows he doesn't need the calories.

    Sorry I deleted all your computer files but...
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    I needed the space for my novel.

    I'm sorry I called you names, but…

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    at least i didn't paint them on the water tower.


    i'm sorry that i told everyone that you shot the sheriff

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