The "I'm sorry" thread

Nymtoc · Apr 27, 2008

but I heard you had worked as a Hollywood stuntman and knew you could get out of any difficulty, (Oh, that wasn't you? So many people have similar names...)

I'm sorry I drained your aquarium with the fish still in it, but...

shakeysix · Apr 27, 2008

the old man in the boat lost his fish

i'm sorry you lost your thingy in the spanish civil war

Komnena · Apr 27, 2008

but at least you got a badge for courage out of it.
I'm sorry the whale mutilated you but

Nymtoc · Apr 27, 2008

that pegleg gives you such a jaunty look.

:e2steer:

I'm sorry they put that iron mask on your face, but...

Komnena · Apr 28, 2008

now you should have no problem robbing banks.
I'm sorry I put you in that coma for twenty years but

shakeysix · Apr 28, 2008

those little bastards with the ninepins weren't letting you get any sleep

i'm sorry i told you that you could not be defeated in battle by any man born of woman

Nymtoc · Apr 28, 2008

...but if you had done a little research on your adversary you could have found out about the unusual way he was born. What's that you say, Mac? You didn't have access to Google? Who's gonna believe that?

I'm sorry your mama married your uncle after your daddy died so mysteriously, but...

shakeysix · Apr 28, 2008

but daddy will be by for a visit soon

i'm sorry your individual and knotted locks are standing on end like the fretful porpentine

Autodidact · Apr 28, 2008

i'm sorry your individual and knotted locks are standing on end like the fretful porpentine but you're starting a great new fashion trend.

I'm sorry I shot you but

shakeysix · Apr 28, 2008

i didn't shoot the deputy down!

i am sorry you don't have a woman but

HeronW · Apr 28, 2008

but if you don't know how to do your own laundry, cooking, and cleaning by now, you never will.
I'm sorry they found the missing link in your family tree

shakeysix · Apr 28, 2008

too bad the tree was a monkey puzzle

i'm sorry that you put the lime in the coconut

Autodidact · Apr 28, 2008

i'm sorry that you put the lime in the coconut, but call me in the morning.

I'm sorry I left your cake out in the rain

Komnena · Apr 28, 2008

but you didn't really need the calories.
I'm sorry I put catsup on your Twinkies.

Autodidact · Apr 28, 2008

I'm sorry I put catsup on your Twinkies, but since it's not actually possible to make Twinkies more disgusting than they already are, no harm was done.

I'm sorry I slept with your husband

shakeysix · Apr 28, 2008

since he died in 98 have at him.

i am sorry i paid 3.50$ for the album macarthur park

RebelGoddess · Apr 29, 2008

i am sorry i paid 3.50$ for the album macarthur park

But you overpaid because it's so bad, stores are giving it away.

I'm sorry I put my ciggarette out on your carseat

kct webber · Apr 30, 2008

...but it briefly covered the smell of the cat piss.

I'm sorry that I let my hamsters loose in your herb garden...

HeronW · Apr 30, 2008

...but you wanted to gopher baroque and after I dressed them up they were the next best thing.

I'm sorry you only get Neanderthals as dates...

Autodidact · Apr 30, 2008

I'm sorry you only get Neanderthals as dates...
but they're great when you need to move the furniture.

I'm sorry I invaded the wrong country, haven't caught the terrorist who attacked us, and am driving the economy into the ground

Nymtoc · Apr 30, 2008

...but I'm a great guy to have a beer with--I mean, if I drank, heh-heh--even if 70% of folks keep on misunderestimating me.

:partyguy:

I'm sorry I didn't help you out when your city was flooded, but...

Komnena · May 3, 2008

but think of your free swimming pool.
I'm sorry you got so muddy in the infield

HeronW · May 3, 2008

but it's a great place for your rice paddy, prices going up and all...
I'm sorry your pet elephant has tummy troubles

Komnena · May 5, 2008

but my cousin the vet's prices are quite reasonable.
I'm sorry my cats chewed up all your library books

HeronW · May 10, 2008

but they saved you from reading all the smarmy romances and the Hollywood tell-all trash.

I'm sorry the gypsies stole your baby, then returned him!

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