... you do have to admit it was kind of funny to watch.
I'm sorry I felt I had to bust your kneecaps with this baseball bat, but...
I'm sorry I felt I had to bust your kneecaps with this baseball bat, but...
The "I'm sorry" thread
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...you seem to have brought your ill-behaved children and your cell phone to the same movie theater as I brought my baseball bat.
I'm sorry my recent post in your thread was completely off-topic, but...
I'm sorry my recent post in your thread was completely off-topic, but...
I'm a thread hijacker. I'm looking for a Mr. John McClane. Tell me where he is and this thread will not be harmed.
I'm sorry I took photographs of you with a llama in a hotel room and made them available to the press just two days before election day, but...
I'm sorry I took photographs of you with a llama in a hotel room and made them available to the press just two days before election day, but...
I knew the public would love to see you two dance the tango.
I'm sorry about eating your last oreo, but...
I'm sorry about eating your last oreo, but...
...if I saw one of those three adolescent ballerinas get it to share in a single glass of milk one more time, I would have lit up this entire city with...well, with stuff in the trunk of my car.
I'm sorry I interrupted your dinner with my phone call, but...
I'm sorry I interrupted your dinner with my phone call, but...
... I was wondering if you'd like to sign up for a brand new long distance plan. This will only take a few minutes of your time.
I'm sorry your pet gerbil, Scruffles McScruffleton has gone missing, but...
I'm sorry your pet gerbil, Scruffles McScruffleton has gone missing, but...
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the pet food recall has badly affected my confidence in processed cat food.
I'm sorry I put hair remover in your conditioner bottle but...
I'm sorry I put hair remover in your conditioner bottle but...
I laughed so hard at what you were wearing..
I'm sorry that I turned off the computer in the middle of the night, but...
I'm sorry that I turned off the computer in the middle of the night, but...
I'm sorry that I turned off the computer in the middle of the night, but I couldn't figure out how to get out of your porn site.
I'm sorry I left you stranded in Detroit, but ...
I'm sorry I left you stranded in Detroit, but ...
I had to get out of town before they found out I am a Ranger's fan.
I'm sorry I dropped your diamond ring in the toilet, but
I'm sorry I dropped your diamond ring in the toilet, but
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I don't think it was real diamond anyway. It took me four attempts before I could get it to flush away.
I'm sorry I've spilled my dinner all over your wedding dress but...
I'm sorry I've spilled my dinner all over your wedding dress but...
...I'll eat it anyway while you lie there passed out on the dance floor and your new husband enjoys himself in the Honeymoon Suite with my date.
I'm sorry I killed your pet, but...
I'm sorry I killed your pet, but...
my glasses fell off my face, my foot hit the accelerator instead of the brakes when my monkey escaped from his carseat and crapped all over the windows.
I'm sorry I dropped your new watch in the ocean but
I'm sorry I dropped your new watch in the ocean but
...I thought a Rolex would float, much like my Casio Surf-Time Weightless Edition Tri-centennial Timepiece.
I'm sorry I came too soon, but...
ETA: I meant arrived...
I'm sorry I came too soon, but...
ETA: I meant arrived...
my father wanted me out of the house before I was ready so he drove me here.
I'm sorry I didn't clean your birdcage today, but...
I'm sorry I didn't clean your birdcage today, but...
but your parrot told me that it wasn't necessary since he already relieved himself inside your bed.
I'm sorry that I replaced your roll of toilet paper with a roll of sandpaper, but...
I'm sorry that I replaced your roll of toilet paper with a roll of sandpaper, but...
I heard it was a good thing to use to help clean the pipes.
I'm sorry I ripped your little black book into shreads but...
I'm sorry I ripped your little black book into shreads but...
...that means you want me all to yourself, so you had better be ready to take the place of twenty-six women all at once.
I'm sorry you think you're too good for me, but...
I'm sorry you think you're too good for me, but...
but, but, but...I wasn't ready for your tattoo that said, "ALL ABOARD" in neon colors on your lower stomach!
I'm sorry I didn't want mop your carpet but...
I'm sorry I didn't want mop your carpet but...
Woof! You beat me to it!
But what do you expect me to do when she was toothless, had purple hair and yellow eyeshadow!
I sorry I didn't want to mop your carpet but...
But what do you expect me to do when she was toothless, had purple hair and yellow eyeshadow!
I sorry I didn't want to mop your carpet but...
Would a cat expect otherwise from a dog?
...the lava that was flowing down from that volcano was threatening to ruin your carpet, which thank God I managed to save, although your floor completey collapsed, along with the foundation...and oh yeah, the walls and the ceiling too.
I'm sorry that I accidentally flushed your prosthetic leg down the toilet, but...
I was using it to clean the cat shit off the side of the bowel.
I'm sorry you found tacks spread all over the garage and flattened your tires but...
I'm sorry you found tacks spread all over the garage and flattened your tires but...