The "I'm sorry" thread

Mary Mitchell · Jul 8, 2017

he didn't know it would mimic your fire alarm.

I'm sorry you inadvertently evacuated your building, but...

Komnena · Jul 24, 2017

now you know how fast the firemen can get to you.
I'm sorry you couldn't get Mickey Mouse into the White House but

shakeysix · Jul 25, 2017

Mickey might be mickeymouse but he's not a hater.

I'm sorry that you have the urge to do the fandango whenever the WH press briefings begin

Nymtoc · Jul 25, 2017

But at least you don't break into a sword dance.

I'm sorry you were turned down for the job of WH Press Secretary, but...

Mary Mitchell · Jul 25, 2017

don't give up--the right agent can still get your fiction published.

I'm sorry your fancy-schmancy chef's hat slid down over your eyes while you were flipping the burgers at the family reunion, but...

borogove · Jul 25, 2017

it spared you having to watch your great-grandmother and great-grandfather tonguing as though they were mining for diamonds in each other's gums.

I'm sorry I spilled vodka all over your lemonade stand, but ...

Nymtoc · Jul 25, 2017

...why are you running a lemonade stand at your age anyway?

I'm sorry I smashed your TV during a speech by the President, but...

Fruitbat · Jul 25, 2017

...the president started it.

I'm sorry I threw out your Barbie head collection but...

Nymtoc · Jul 26, 2017

...it's time you took an interest in a more contemporary toy, like fidget spinners.

I'm sorry I planted that surveillance cam in your bedroom, but...

Mary Mitchell · Jul 27, 2017

I didn't realize you and your Saint Bernard were so...close.

I'm sorry I spilled honey on your back massager, but...

shakeysix · Jul 27, 2017

the hair on your back does hold a better curl now.

I'm sorry that you won a free ski trip to Mount Otorten but

Mary Mitchell · Jul 29, 2017

but who'da thought you were clumsy enough break both legs on the beginners slope?

I'm sorry your phobia about sharp pointy things prevents you from playing backgammon, but...

Nymtoc · Jul 29, 2017

...here's a nice checker board, and you can play safely with squares and circles.

I'm sorry I scared you when I walked in looking like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, but...

Mary Mitchell · Jul 30, 2017

the baby was two weeks overdue, so you're welcome.

I'm sorry your cruise ship hit a reef, but...

Nymtoc · Jul 30, 2017

...it made for great headlines.

I'm sorry your homemade elderberry wine ended up poisoning half the neighborhood, but...

Mary Mitchell · Aug 6, 2017

they gossiped behind your back anyway.

I'm sorry the neighborhood kids threw a rock through your living room window but...

Nymtoc · Aug 7, 2017

...it's a really attractive rock. You should use it as a paperweight.

I'm sorry your chimp ran away, but...

Mary Mitchell · Aug 7, 2017

he'll come home when his knuckles get sore.

I'm sorry I used Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk in the Perhaps Lurkers Are Yawning game, but...

Nymtoc · Aug 7, 2017

...I like to see people squirm.

I'm sorry I gave you that chainsaw for your birthday, but...

CDSinex · Aug 8, 2017

I don't need it anymore since I cut down the tree at the end you your driveway that was blocking my view.

I'm sorry that my BB gun broke your window and shattered your rare tropical-fish tank, but . . .

Mary Mitchell · Aug 8, 2017

the cat was happy.

I'm sorry I packed Jello in your lunch and it melted, but...

ManWithTheMetalArm · Aug 8, 2017

At least the turkey sandwich can swim.

I'm sorry I crashed the ship into a space whale, but...

Nymtoc · Aug 9, 2017

...I thought it was Moby Dick.

I'm sorry you laugh like the Wicked Witch of the West, but...

Mary Mitchell · Aug 11, 2017

face it, the Good Witch of the North has a pathetic little "pleaser" giggle (and very few wicked thoughts to be worth giggling at).

I'm sorry I accidentally ran my lawnmower into your grape arbor, but...

whataremorals · Aug 14, 2017

I needed to make my lawn look amazing so the mailman would stop talking trash about me to his friends.

I'm sorry I ruined your birthday party, but...

The "I'm sorry" thread

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